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Caption Contest 03-06-2017

Honorable Mentions:

"YOUR FIRED, sorry I just had to say it." - Mervin97

Trump - Sorry about that birth certificate thing.
Obama - Touch me again and the hair is coming off. - Rodney Dean

"Hey, my last guy just quit.  How'd you like to host The Apprentice, Barack?" - Scrunt

"Good to see you, Barack.  Hey, can a former president issue a pardon?" - Rosedude

obama and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad president. - mellowpuma


Bronze:

They don't kill rich guys for treason, right Barry? - JJJ23

Silver:

"Ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?" - Ian

Gold:

Barack Hussein, Donald who's not. - MacSpruce

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Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 6, 2017 at 5:56pm

This Is Wire Tap

Comment by Scrunt on March 6, 2017 at 5:19pm

"Hey, my last guy just quit.  How'd you like to host The Apprentice, Barack?"

Comment by Scrunt on March 6, 2017 at 5:18pm

“You ever get the feeling you’re in that movie Trading Places?”

Comment by Scrunt on March 6, 2017 at 5:18pm

“Do you have a spare key to the Oval Office bathroom?  I accidentally flushed mine.”

Comment by Scrunt on March 6, 2017 at 5:17pm

“Oops!  Sorry about that, Obama, I was trying to grab your pussy.”

Comment by Scrunt on March 6, 2017 at 5:17pm

“Well, Presidential Pardon me for trying!”

Comment by Scrunt on March 6, 2017 at 5:17pm

“This town ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

Comment by Scrunt on March 6, 2017 at 5:17pm

“Tag, you’re it!”

Comment by Scrunt on March 6, 2017 at 5:16pm

“Start tap dancing around this latest accusation!"

Comment by Hugh Jassole on March 6, 2017 at 3:10pm

Grabbing him by the pussy

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 6, 2017 at 2:41pm

Trump- "You're a man of honesty, character, and integrity. Washington is going to miss you."

Obama- "... Only in America."

Comment by Iverneil on March 6, 2017 at 2:23pm

Do I detect a faint hint of pee pee?

Comment by VomitFlop on March 6, 2017 at 1:18pm

"Congrats, Don. You're such a fuck-up that you've managed to make Dubya look like a Mensa candidate."

Comment by VomitFlop on March 6, 2017 at 1:16pm

"If you keep violating my personal space, I'm gonna call in a few favors to have Melania deported."

Comment by VomitFlop on March 6, 2017 at 1:14pm

"Most impressive. Have you been working out, Barry?"

Comment by VomitFlop on March 6, 2017 at 1:13pm

"Seriously, don't you have better things to do than get in twitter feuds with washed up 80's action heroes about your defunct reality show?"

Comment by VomitFlop on March 6, 2017 at 1:12pm

"Man, your hands really are that tiny. Hahaha."

Comment by VomitFlop on March 6, 2017 at 1:10pm

"You misheard me. I was wondering if you'd like to dance a jig."

Comment by Rodney Dean on March 6, 2017 at 1:02pm

Trump - Sorry about that birth certificate thing.

Obama - Touch me again and the hair is coming off.

Comment by Bill Staples on March 6, 2017 at 11:19am
I must break you

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