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Caption Contest 03-04-2020

Honorable Mentions:

"I said no autographs." - Mervin97

"THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" - Mario!!!

Boy, she’s really cheesed off. - MacSpruce

Bronze:

Lactose Intolerance - Scrunt

Silver:

"How did she know our gallon of milk was so close to its expiration date?!" - Ian

Gold:

Tofuck you bitch! - Rotwang

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Comment by Ironweed on March 20, 2020 at 11:47am

"I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!"

Comment by Iverneil on March 10, 2020 at 7:00am

Leave! Before he starts smelling your hair!

Comment by Mike McHuman on March 7, 2020 at 5:45pm

Looks like someone has had a little too much Cheez Whiz.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 7, 2020 at 1:35pm

What happens in Las Vegan, Stays in Las Vegan!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 7, 2020 at 2:32am

4 out of 5 Democrats agree... maybe Jill Biden should run for president!  

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 7, 2020 at 2:27am

Jacked and Jill

Comment by VomitFlop on March 7, 2020 at 12:01am

Where will you be when Dairy Rhea strikes?

Comment by MacSpruce on March 6, 2020 at 9:27pm

Boy, she’s really cheesed off.

Comment by MacSpruce on March 6, 2020 at 9:25pm

Jill-jitsu

Comment by MacSpruce on March 6, 2020 at 9:24pm

Let dairy die?  I say we keep it on life support for a few more months, just to be sure.

Comment by MacSpruce on March 6, 2020 at 9:20pm

“Hey, you, leave my sister alone!”

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 6, 2020 at 5:50pm

Biden was known to use social security to protect him.

Comment by Scrunt on March 6, 2020 at 5:08pm

Dairy doesn’t kill people. People who eat dairy do!

Comment by Scrunt on March 6, 2020 at 5:08pm

“Why do they call you protesters when you are always so anti?”

Comment by Scrunt on March 6, 2020 at 5:07pm

Not Milk?

Comment by Scrunt on March 6, 2020 at 5:07pm

“Jill, when I told you to get a grip on the situation, this isn’t what I meant!”

Comment by Scrunt on March 6, 2020 at 5:07pm

Lactose Intolerance

Comment by Ironweed on March 6, 2020 at 2:09pm

According to authorities, receiving the Nobel Peace Prize will never be the same again

Comment by Ironweed on March 6, 2020 at 2:07pm

A fight breaks out over who's going to host Jeopardy! after Alex Trebek.

Comment by Ironweed on March 6, 2020 at 2:05pm

Cheerleaders v MILF on the next Maury.

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