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Caption Contest 03-04-2020

Honorable Mentions:

"I said no autographs." - Mervin97

"THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" - Mario!!!

Boy, she’s really cheesed off. - MacSpruce

Bronze:

Lactose Intolerance - Scrunt

Silver:

"How did she know our gallon of milk was so close to its expiration date?!" - Ian

Gold:

Tofuck you bitch! - Rotwang

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Comment by Ironweed on March 6, 2020 at 2:00pm

Guy- note to self: Meeeooowwww!

Comment by Ironweed on March 6, 2020 at 1:59pm

No problems. She worked fast food for over 20 years.

Comment by Ironweed on March 6, 2020 at 1:46pm

A great hockey impersonation.

Comment by Ironweed on March 6, 2020 at 1:45pm

"Live Free or Die!"

... Ok.

Comment by Ironweed on March 6, 2020 at 1:44pm

First chair can sometimes be a bitch.

Comment by Ironweed on March 6, 2020 at 1:42pm

On behalf of Kanye,...

Comment by Ian on March 5, 2020 at 11:39pm

"It's over girl, I've got the high ground!"

Comment by Ian on March 5, 2020 at 11:35pm

"Get away from him you bitch!"

Comment by Ian on March 5, 2020 at 11:33pm

"Tonight on an all new Battle of the Sexless..."

Comment by Ian on March 5, 2020 at 9:17pm

"I'm an entitled millennial!  I can do whatever I want without any concern for how my actions affect others as long as I blow up on Instagram for a few minutes!"

Comment by Ian on March 5, 2020 at 9:12pm

"I'm confused.  I thought the dairy protestors went topless." Joe lamented.

Comment by Ian on March 5, 2020 at 9:08pm

"How did she know our gallon of milk was so close to its expiration date?!"

Comment by Ian on March 5, 2020 at 9:07pm

Behind every powerful woman is a great man.

Comment by Mike McHuman on March 5, 2020 at 4:53pm

You do know that you're going to die whether you eat dairy or not?

Comment by Mike McHuman on March 5, 2020 at 4:52pm

She was milking the moment for all it was worth.

Comment by mellowpuma on March 5, 2020 at 1:49pm

inside joe's mind:  "i wonder what she smells like?

Comment by Rotwang on March 5, 2020 at 11:45am

Make America Irate Again.

Comment by Rotwang on March 5, 2020 at 11:41am

Tofuck you bitch!

Comment by Mario!!! on March 5, 2020 at 8:31am

All the Ex-Vice President's Women

Comment by Mario!!! on March 5, 2020 at 8:25am

"THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!"

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