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And then so it makes your tits look bigger, but then later you'll realize that it doesn't matter at all and guys are just happy that you're willing to touch their penis.
Life Lesson #105: The answer to "Do you wanna go to a "Make Your Own Tampons Workshop" with me?", should always be no.
They eventually cottoned on.
Something about children's playthings but the details were fuzzy.
I'm having trouble writing a cap for this. I'm having trouble. With tribbles.
That's right, I shaved!! Laaadies?
"That's neat, 'cause I used to look at them all the time when I was little. You don't see that."
...these must be Boy bears... tug on em a few times and white stuff comes out...
"Cheese it! It's the fuzz!"
"Until we learn how to make the perfect man, Build-A-Bear will have to do."
It's getting a little stuffy in here.
I put everything in my phone on the cloud, and this morning when I awoke, my phone was covered in this!
Now, all we need is POLISH REMOVER!!!
"I literally have cotton mouth."
Next week on Murder in the Heartland, The Plushie Killings.
"I found this Tribble in my vagina, I hope it didn't get me pregnant."
Tickle kids are calling them "fleece rocks" and trade them in pillow houses
Well no wonder your turkey was dry if that is the stuffing you were using...
"And this is what I'm going to do to my husband the next time he says he has a headache!"
Girls Night Out included smoking a joint, texting their Congressman and hating on Ted.
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