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You'd think getting Pam to eat the stuffing would get old after the 5th trip to the ER to have her stomach pumped. And you would be wrong.
Something tells me their favorite band is the Murderdolls.
Death Valley of the Dolls
"That'll teach Teddy Ruxpin not to call me fat ever again!"
When around her Muggle friends, Hermione couldn't resist playing the old "exploding stuffed animals" trick on them.
"Ok ladies, let's stuff some bras and hit the town!"
If they make everything out of stuffed animals then dicks would be boobs
Abuse ball is the strongest brand in the world and tested on gangs
Why does Old Spice have free old man pube samples?
"You ever wonder why Beanie baby addicts aren't nicknamed 'beaners' instead?"
"This is a q-tip that I use for my, ahem, *whispers* Private areas."
"Hey, you. Get off of my cloud."
"Guess you can say that he's officially having a bad hare day now, huh?"
"Tell me, Josephine, where did you come from & where did you go?"
"This summer, Anne Hathaway is....The Seamstress!"
I don't care what he's telling you... that's not a Cotton Candy Machine he has in his pants...
No No no Sally... We're the Phi Alpha SIGMA girls, not Smegma
You Win Sally... You do have the biggest Yeast Infection...
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