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Caption Contest 03-03-2018

Bronze:

It's getting a little stuffy in here. - Rodney Dean

Silver:

Something about children's playthings but the details were fuzzy. - MacSpruce

Gold:

Life Lesson #105: The answer to "Do you wanna go to a "Make Your Own Tampons Workshop" with me?", should always be no. - JJJ23

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Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 3, 2018 at 4:38pm

"And this is what I'm going to do to my husband the next time he says he has a headache!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 3, 2018 at 4:36pm

Girls Night Out included smoking a joint, texting their Congressman and hating on Ted.

Comment by Scrunt on March 3, 2018 at 3:30pm

You'd think getting Pam to eat the stuffing would get old after the 5th trip to the ER to have her stomach pumped.  And you would be wrong.

Comment by Scrunt on March 3, 2018 at 3:24pm

Something tells me their favorite band is the Murderdolls.

Comment by Scrunt on March 3, 2018 at 3:22pm

Death Valley of the Dolls

Comment by Scrunt on March 3, 2018 at 3:19pm

"That'll teach Teddy Ruxpin not to call me fat ever again!"

Comment by Scrunt on March 3, 2018 at 3:18pm

When around her Muggle friends, Hermione couldn't resist playing the old "exploding stuffed animals" trick on them.

Comment by Scrunt on March 3, 2018 at 3:14pm

"Ok ladies, let's stuff some bras and hit the town!"

Comment by Whiz Kid on March 3, 2018 at 12:36pm

If they make everything out of stuffed animals then dicks would be boobs

Comment by Whiz Kid on March 3, 2018 at 12:21pm

Abuse ball is the strongest brand in the world and tested on gangs

Comment by Whiz Kid on March 3, 2018 at 12:15pm

Why does Old Spice have free old man pube samples?

Comment by VomitFlop on March 3, 2018 at 9:03am

"You ever wonder why Beanie baby addicts aren't nicknamed 'beaners' instead?"

Comment by VomitFlop on March 3, 2018 at 9:01am

"This is a q-tip that I use for my, ahem, *whispers* Private areas."

Comment by VomitFlop on March 3, 2018 at 8:58am

"Hey, you. Get off of my cloud."

Comment by VomitFlop on March 3, 2018 at 8:58am

"Guess you can say that he's officially having a bad hare day now, huh?"

Comment by VomitFlop on March 3, 2018 at 8:55am

"Tell me, Josephine, where did you come from & where did you go?"

Comment by VomitFlop on March 3, 2018 at 8:54am

"This summer, Anne Hathaway is....The Seamstress!"

Comment by 38chrysler on March 3, 2018 at 8:14am

I don't care what he's telling you... that's not a Cotton Candy Machine he has in his pants...

Comment by 38chrysler on March 3, 2018 at 8:11am

No No no Sally... We're the Phi Alpha SIGMA girls, not Smegma

Comment by 38chrysler on March 3, 2018 at 7:59am

You Win Sally... You do have the biggest Yeast Infection...

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