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Caption Contest 03-03-2017

Honorable Mentions:

Sorry, sir, it says "lifetime warranty". - Rotwang

Nobody had the heart to tell him there's no Wi-Fi in Hell. - Ian

get busy livin' or get busy dyin'.   or multitask while yer' dyin'. - mellowpuma

How do you like my new digs? - MacSpruce

Small flat for let - great Indian takeaway just around the coroner. - AKAAB


Bronze:

TrumpCare... "If You Get Sick,  You're Covered!" - 38chrysler

Silver:

All his files are encrypted. - JJJ23

Gold:

Casket Base - VomitFlop

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Comment by Rotwang on March 8, 2017 at 1:02pm

No, not THAT meaning of "router".  

Comment by Rotwang on March 8, 2017 at 1:00pm

The Texting Dead

Comment by AKAAB on March 8, 2017 at 9:00am

Small flat for let - great Indian takeaway just around the coroner.

Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on March 6, 2017 at 6:15pm
Mulch more of an adventure than he ever expected.
Comment by Mario!!! on March 6, 2017 at 8:22am

I didn't know the Fonze passed away.

Comment by Mario!!! on March 6, 2017 at 8:22am

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep, If I should die before I wake, I pray the Lord my Facebook status to update.

Comment by Iverneil on March 5, 2017 at 4:20pm

Joy quickly turned to sorrow when they realized that rigor mortis had already set in

Comment by Iverneil on March 5, 2017 at 4:17pm

Moments before the death rattle

Comment by Ian on March 5, 2017 at 2:52pm

"You son of a bitch! You moved the cemetery, but you left the bodies, didn't you? You son of a bitch, you left the bodies and you only moved the headstones! You only moved the headstones! Why! Why!"

Comment by Hugh Jassole on March 5, 2017 at 12:52pm

"TrumpCare retirement home options are both affordable and convenient!" 

Comment by 38chrysler on March 5, 2017 at 8:46am

30 Minutes or It's Free... Well Played Mr. Kopenski, well played.... Enjoy your pizza.

Comment by MacSpruce on March 5, 2017 at 8:28am

I'm on graveyard shift this week.

Comment by MacSpruce on March 5, 2017 at 8:25am

Tomb Sweet Tomb

Comment by MacSpruce on March 5, 2017 at 8:23am

How do you like my new digs?

Comment by mellowpuma on March 4, 2017 at 11:46pm

get busy livin' or get busy dyin'.   or multitask while yer' dyin'.

Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on March 4, 2017 at 11:15pm
Republican proposal for low-cost hospital rooms for terminal patients.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on March 4, 2017 at 11:05pm
Finally, science is seeking answers to the perplexing question: What would it be like to be buried alive in Shaquille O'Neal's casket?
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on March 4, 2017 at 6:14pm
Latest publicity stunt of Vlad the Embalmer.
Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 4, 2017 at 3:30pm

The day Herb started his die-et.

Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on March 4, 2017 at 2:48pm
Has no idea what thumbs up means.

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