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Caption Contest 03-03-2017

Honorable Mentions:

Sorry, sir, it says "lifetime warranty". - Rotwang

Nobody had the heart to tell him there's no Wi-Fi in Hell. - Ian

get busy livin' or get busy dyin'.   or multitask while yer' dyin'. - mellowpuma

How do you like my new digs? - MacSpruce

Small flat for let - great Indian takeaway just around the coroner. - AKAAB


Bronze:

TrumpCare... "If You Get Sick,  You're Covered!" - 38chrysler

Silver:

All his files are encrypted. - JJJ23

Gold:

Casket Base - VomitFlop

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Comment by KariGrant on March 4, 2017 at 11:15am

Steve Jobs final invention: The iSlab.

Comment by VomitFlop on March 4, 2017 at 11:14am

"To Xfinity & beyond!"

Comment by VomitFlop on March 4, 2017 at 11:12am

"I'm not saying I will, but if I had to for some reason, could I pop the lid with these thumbs like so?"

Comment by VomitFlop on March 4, 2017 at 11:11am

Billy Corgan seemed to be taking this all in with an unusual amount of positivity.

Comment by Scrunt on March 4, 2017 at 10:23am

"On second thought, I think I'd rather be drowned in a waterbed."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 4, 2017 at 6:58am

Hell Or High Water Bill 

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 4, 2017 at 6:43am

And if you order by midnight tonight, we'll throw in a free blow-up doll.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 4, 2017 at 6:39am

This is how you get rid of yard waste.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 4, 2017 at 6:37am

With Six Feet You Get Eggroll

Comment by mellowpuma on March 4, 2017 at 6:28am

a lot of people will leave a time capsule at the corner of a foundation, but hey, hermetically controlled coffin with a mummified guy named gary is almost as good as that.

Comment by mellowpuma on March 4, 2017 at 6:25am

ohh, washable vinyl walls, nice.

Comment by mellowpuma on March 4, 2017 at 6:19am

kevorkian, please,

Comment by mellowpuma on March 4, 2017 at 6:09am

no, i said "coffie with wifi".

Comment by mellowpuma on March 4, 2017 at 6:00am

this is what you get if you put the lotion in the basket.

Comment by Bill Staples on March 4, 2017 at 1:46am
Camping Down Under
Comment by Bill Staples on March 4, 2017 at 1:45am
A deluxe Japanese hotel suite
Comment by Ian on March 3, 2017 at 11:24pm

"No!  Wait!  You have to put the lid on before you throw the dirt!"

Comment by Ian on March 3, 2017 at 11:19pm

Nobody had the heart to tell him there's no Wi-Fi in Hell.

Comment by 38chrysler on March 3, 2017 at 9:06pm

TrumpCare... "If You Get Sick,  You're Covered!"

Comment by 38chrysler on March 3, 2017 at 7:30pm

Hey!.... Doesn't anybody bother to knock any more?

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