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Caption Contest 03-01-2020

Honorable Mentions:

Rush Limbaugh wins another award. - Mike McHuman

The cow sobbed, “I was so humiliated, they treated me like a piece of meat” - Iverneil

“That feels just like my wife’s derrière.”

“Mon Dieu, you are right! It does!” - MacSpruce

Bronze:

France: The Photograph - JJJ23

Silver:

Feels like chicken. - Mike McHuman

Gold:

"This is how I run the country, ass backwards and putting the pinch on everyone." - Mervin97

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Comment by Ian on March 8, 2020 at 1:05am

"Somebody please just let me die already."

Comment by Mike McHuman on March 7, 2020 at 5:56pm

And you thought computer geeks were weird.

Comment by JJJ23 on March 5, 2020 at 7:38am

France: The Photograph

Comment by Scrunt on March 4, 2020 at 9:38pm

“How come every time I go to the state fair, I always feel like an ass?”

Comment by Rosedude on March 4, 2020 at 7:15pm

Un-retouched photo of Rush Limbaugh wearing his Medal of Freedom.

Comment by Iverneil on March 4, 2020 at 6:06pm

While you’re back there, could somebody please untuck that fucking ribbon?

Comment by Mike McHuman on March 3, 2020 at 9:48pm

You just wait until the Moo Too Movement gains traction.

Comment by Mike McHuman on March 3, 2020 at 9:45pm

Remedial class at Trump University for 101 Pussy Grabbing.

Comment by Ironweed on March 3, 2020 at 7:44pm

Betsy was concerned that they'd never find her sweet spot.

Comment by Ironweed on March 3, 2020 at 7:42pm

AP- The Trump "pinch" catches on around the world.

Comment by Ironweed on March 3, 2020 at 7:40pm

The French version of Spot the Asshole.

Comment by MacSpruce on March 3, 2020 at 7:31pm

“That feels just like my wife’s derrière.”

“Mon Dieu, you are right! It does!”

Comment by MacSpruce on March 3, 2020 at 7:30pm

“Why isn’t any milk coming out?”

Comment by MacSpruce on March 3, 2020 at 7:28pm

The time-honored European custom of bottom-pinching has fallen afoul of political correctness to the point where they can no longer use actual women for the Fanny Fairs.

Comment by Scrunt on March 3, 2020 at 5:09pm

“Feel that!  My new suede boots are gonna be awesome!”

Comment by Scrunt on March 3, 2020 at 5:08pm

City Folks Just Don’t Get It

Comment by Scrunt on March 3, 2020 at 4:58pm

“Oh boy, chocolate milk comes out of this one!”

Comment by Scrunt on March 3, 2020 at 4:58pm

“This one’s the best! No ifs, ands or butts about it!”

Comment by Iverneil on March 3, 2020 at 1:48am

Suddenly, Kim Kardashian spun around and slapped his face.

Comment by Mike McHuman on March 2, 2020 at 5:27pm

Feels like chicken.

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