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Caption Contest 03-01-2019

Honorable Mentions:

if dr. evil and buzz lightyear had a baby. wow, two imaginary dudes having a baby. is that like three left turns making a right? - mellowpuma

"To 20th Street Station... and Beyond!" - Scrunt

Police were able to identify and apprehend the bank robber within 2 minutes of the robbery. - Mervin97

Bronze:

Can it really be called a cure for those annoying eye-floaters? - Ian

Silver:

Some people love the smell of their own farts a little too much. - Mario!!!

Gold:

Take me to your larder. - MacSpruce

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Comment by JJJ23 on March 19, 2019 at 10:59am

You're all crazy.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 10, 2019 at 4:40pm

Major Tom 2019

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 10, 2019 at 4:38pm

Who farted? Just kidding.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 10, 2019 at 4:37pm

Methane on the go.

Comment by blkbwayne on March 8, 2019 at 11:53pm

The Mork and Mindy reboot is a hard pass for me

Comment by blkbwayne on March 8, 2019 at 11:32pm

Elton John is still touring?

Comment by MacSpruce on March 8, 2019 at 9:27pm

Take me to your larder. 

Comment by MacSpruce on March 8, 2019 at 9:26pm

He did all the red trim with just one standard-length Donald Trump tie.

Comment by blkbwayne on March 4, 2019 at 9:43am

Trump Lunches Space Force

Comment by Mervin97 on March 4, 2019 at 4:33am

I don't trust the new owner of Neverland.

Comment by Mervin97 on March 4, 2019 at 4:30am

I'm starting to think NASA is really faking all this space stuff they claim they do.

Comment by Mervin97 on March 4, 2019 at 4:28am

The new bubble suit would have worked great if Larry remembered to connect the oxygen.

Comment by Mervin97 on March 4, 2019 at 4:24am

It's time for Pixar to retire Buzz Lightyear. 

Comment by Mervin97 on March 4, 2019 at 4:23am

Police were able to identify and apprehend the bank robber within 2 minutes of the robbery.

Comment by 38chrysler on March 3, 2019 at 7:20am

Death Wish 5.... Bruce Willis vs Taco Bell...

Comment by 38chrysler on March 3, 2019 at 7:19am

After AOC gets all the Cow Farts stopped guess who they go after next...

Comment by Scrunt on March 2, 2019 at 11:52pm

In case you were wondering, yes, Hare Krishnas will be bothering people well into the future.

Comment by Scrunt on March 2, 2019 at 5:08pm

"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to ride."

Comment by Scrunt on March 2, 2019 at 5:07pm

Some say Calvin Klein's newest ad campaign is less disturbing than when they used near naked children, but I respectfully disagree.

Comment by Scrunt on March 2, 2019 at 5:07pm

Metrosexual Predator

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