if dr. evil and buzz lightyear had a baby. wow, two imaginary dudes having a baby. is that like three left turns making a right? - mellowpuma
"To 20th Street Station... and Beyond!" - Scrunt
Police were able to identify and apprehend the bank robber within 2 minutes of the robbery. - Mervin97
Can it really be called a cure for those annoying eye-floaters? - Ian
Some people love the smell of their own farts a little too much. - Mario!!!
Take me to your larder. - MacSpruce