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Caption Contest 03-01-2019

Honorable Mentions:

if dr. evil and buzz lightyear had a baby. wow, two imaginary dudes having a baby. is that like three left turns making a right? - mellowpuma

"To 20th Street Station... and Beyond!" - Scrunt

Police were able to identify and apprehend the bank robber within 2 minutes of the robbery. - Mervin97

Bronze:

Can it really be called a cure for those annoying eye-floaters? - Ian

Silver:

Some people love the smell of their own farts a little too much. - Mario!!!

Gold:

Take me to your larder. - MacSpruce

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Comment by Scrunt on March 2, 2019 at 5:06pm

Once you've been jizzed on by a hobo on the subway, there is no such thing as being overprotective.

Comment by Rotwang on March 2, 2019 at 5:04pm

The Boy in the Blubber.

Comment by Scrunt on March 2, 2019 at 5:04pm

"To 20th Street Station... and Beyond!"

Comment by Scrunt on March 2, 2019 at 4:59pm

Can I hazmat cheezburger?

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 2, 2019 at 6:58am

"So where are these five dollar foot longs you speak about?"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 2, 2019 at 6:52am

"Hello!  I bring greetings from Uranus!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 2, 2019 at 6:48am

Next stop...

The Oxygen Network  

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 2, 2019 at 6:47am

Not having to smell is a good thing on a crowded subway.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 2, 2019 at 6:43am

Air Jordan

Comment by mellowpuma on March 2, 2019 at 5:31am

if dr. evil and buzz lightyear had a baby.  wow, two imaginary dudes having a baby.  is that like three left turns making a right?

Comment by mellowpuma on March 1, 2019 at 10:46am

he made a matching mini me suit for his cat, but it died.  4 years ago.

Comment by mellowpuma on March 1, 2019 at 10:46am

hello city council, i've taken the subway hostage, and will destroy it unless my ransom is paid, ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS!

Comment by Mario!!! on March 1, 2019 at 9:59am

"His continuing mission: to explore strange new clothes. To geek out new life and new civilizations. To boldly go how no one has gone before!"

Comment by Rodney Dean on March 1, 2019 at 9:01am

Guess who's rockin' his solar-powered laser beam guitar on the corner of Lakeshore and 43rd today?

Comment by Mario!!! on March 1, 2019 at 8:19am

Some people love the smell of their own farts a little too much.

Comment by Iverneil on March 1, 2019 at 6:43am

Newly elected Space Force Director.

Comment by Ian on March 1, 2019 at 12:37am

"Guess who brought the killer bees!?"

Comment by Ian on March 1, 2019 at 12:36am

Can it really be called a cure for those annoying eye-floaters?

Comment by Ian on March 1, 2019 at 12:35am

"I lost over fifty pounds in seconds using the Weight Watchers Helium-Helper Suit!"

Comment by Ian on March 1, 2019 at 12:33am

"Some people just can't contain themselves."  Marty relished.

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