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Caption Contest 03-01-2017

Honorable Mentions:

I'm glad the whole team is here...... now which one of you is Meadowlark? - 38chrysler

Blacks on Blondes.... 's camera. - Rotwang

And I'm pleased to point out that the drapes match the carpet … - MacSpruce

Great, now the taxpayers have to pay for the Stanley Steamer bill. - Mervin97

"I celebrate black history all the time.  Why, just last month I threw a fucking party when Obama became the first ever black president to leave office." - Scrunt


Bronze:

Applicants for greenskeeper at Mar a Lago meet with the Donald - Rosedude

Silver:

Only uses the professional photographer for people who voted for him. - RoadKillHairPiece

Gold:

"I made the call and got the Oscar switched to Moonlight, what more do you people want from me?" - Mario!!!

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Comment by mellowpuma on March 9, 2017 at 6:26am

apparently "selfie stick" is now a cabinet post.

Comment by blkbwayne on March 7, 2017 at 8:45pm

She kept asking why Tom Brady wasn't there

Comment by AKAAB on March 7, 2017 at 10:53am

See you next February...

Comment by AKAAB on March 7, 2017 at 10:51am

She likes a big, black caucus.

Comment by Scrunt on March 3, 2017 at 6:25pm

"Everyone smile and say Oreo."

Comment by Scrunt on March 3, 2017 at 6:23pm

All the President's Black Men

Comment by Scrunt on March 3, 2017 at 6:20pm

"I celebrate black history all the time.  Why, just last month I threw a fucking party when Obama became the first ever black president to leave office."

Comment by Scrunt on March 3, 2017 at 6:17pm

"They're getting a little restless.  Someone throw them a basketball or something."

Comment by Scrunt on March 3, 2017 at 6:15pm

"How is that racist?  You don't have to be black to chuck a spear."

Comment by Scrunt on March 3, 2017 at 6:14pm

"Ok, line up so Melania can choose her Mandingo of the evening."

Comment by mellowpuma on March 3, 2017 at 4:49pm

Cause we got a little conway
Rockin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a little conway,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our conway
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this truckin' conway
'Cross the U-S-A.
Conway!

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 3, 2017 at 1:51pm

"Hey everyone! This one's for Al Franken... Everybody say purrrrjary."

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 3, 2017 at 1:48pm

"Anyone up for a pillow fight?"

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 3, 2017 at 1:46pm

"She says she's also qualified to head the NAACP."

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 3, 2017 at 1:44pm

"Anyone up for a game of twister?"

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 3, 2017 at 1:43pm

Everything was normal, until Carrot Top photobombed.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 3, 2017 at 1:43pm

Hey Kellyanne. While you're down there....

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 3, 2017 at 12:53pm

Straight Outta The Oval Office  

Comment by mellowpuma on March 3, 2017 at 11:19am

sorry guys, she's not house trained yet.  someone get the spray bottle.

Comment by Mervin97 on March 3, 2017 at 5:21am

Not even club soda will remove that huge red stain from the couch. 

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