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Caption Contest 03-01-2017

Honorable Mentions:

I'm glad the whole team is here...... now which one of you is Meadowlark? - 38chrysler

Blacks on Blondes.... 's camera. - Rotwang

And I'm pleased to point out that the drapes match the carpet … - MacSpruce

Great, now the taxpayers have to pay for the Stanley Steamer bill. - Mervin97

"I celebrate black history all the time.  Why, just last month I threw a fucking party when Obama became the first ever black president to leave office." - Scrunt


Bronze:

Applicants for greenskeeper at Mar a Lago meet with the Donald - Rosedude

Silver:

Only uses the professional photographer for people who voted for him. - RoadKillHairPiece

Gold:

"I made the call and got the Oscar switched to Moonlight, what more do you people want from me?" - Mario!!!

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Comment by MacSpruce on March 2, 2017 at 7:03am

And I'm pleased to point out that the drapes match the carpet …

Comment by MacSpruce on March 2, 2017 at 7:01am

You see? Let one black guy in here and next thing you know, this is what happens.

Comment by MacSpruce on March 2, 2017 at 6:53am

It's not as if the oval office can be degraded any further than it already has been since January 20th..

Comment by MacSpruce on March 2, 2017 at 6:43am

HEY! You heard what he said – everyone on your knees!

Comment by 38chrysler on March 2, 2017 at 6:04am

... ignore Kellyanne... and that's just Yogurt on her dress in case anyone here is curious.

Comment by Rotwang on March 2, 2017 at 5:50am

Orange and the Old Black

Comment by Rotwang on March 2, 2017 at 5:47am

Just taking a picture for the free market.

Comment by Rotwang on March 2, 2017 at 5:46am

Blacks on Blondes.... 's camera.

Comment by mellowpuma on March 2, 2017 at 5:30am

had a meeting, the best blacks were there, it was euuuge.

Comment by mellowpuma on March 2, 2017 at 5:25am

welcome to the white house, now if any of you cross me, a blonde widow will cry into the camrea for 5 minutes, and it'll somehow be your fault.  who wants coffie?

Comment by mellowpuma on March 2, 2017 at 4:47am

tune in for next week's episode: diamonds in the night sky.

Comment by mellowpuma on March 2, 2017 at 4:43am

so in urban areas, we root out the teachers union and decimate the schools, by shunting as many funds as we can to charter schools.  this further starves already starving public schools in areas jerrymandered to be all black.  now that's what i call civil rights legislation, am i right? gimme five!  

Comment by mellowpuma on March 2, 2017 at 4:38am

cbc?  you mean the disease guys?  yeah, let them in.

Comment by 38chrysler on March 1, 2017 at 10:59pm

I'm glad the whole team is here...... now which one of you is Meadowlark?

Comment by Hugh Jassole on March 1, 2017 at 10:48pm

"We can start the porn on that credenza"

Comment by Hugh Jassole on March 1, 2017 at 10:47pm

"If you want to be in the picture, you're going to have to suck those stomachs in!!!!"

Comment by Hugh Jassole on March 1, 2017 at 10:45pm

"If you're here to fuck someone up, start with Kelly. This whole thing was HER idea....."

Comment by Hugh Jassole on March 1, 2017 at 10:43pm

Trumps daily meeting with the maintenance staff is a black tie affair. Waiting outside are the Mexicans who make up his gardening team. 

Comment by Hugh Jassole on March 1, 2017 at 10:37pm

"Fellas! Your tour took a wrong turn somewhere cuz the Lincoln Bedroom is THAT way!"

Comment by Hugh Jassole on March 1, 2017 at 10:18pm

Preparations for the White House production of "The Help"

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