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Caption Contest 03-01-2017

Honorable Mentions:

I'm glad the whole team is here...... now which one of you is Meadowlark? - 38chrysler

Blacks on Blondes.... 's camera. - Rotwang

And I'm pleased to point out that the drapes match the carpet … - MacSpruce

Great, now the taxpayers have to pay for the Stanley Steamer bill. - Mervin97

"I celebrate black history all the time.  Why, just last month I threw a fucking party when Obama became the first ever black president to leave office." - Scrunt


Bronze:

Applicants for greenskeeper at Mar a Lago meet with the Donald - Rosedude

Silver:

Only uses the professional photographer for people who voted for him. - RoadKillHairPiece

Gold:

"I made the call and got the Oscar switched to Moonlight, what more do you people want from me?" - Mario!!!

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Comment by Mervin97 on March 3, 2017 at 5:18am

Great, now the taxpayers have to pay for the Stanley Steamer bill.

Comment by Mervin97 on March 3, 2017 at 5:16am

Oh yes I remember where I've seen this before, Porn Hub.

Comment by JJJ23 on March 2, 2017 at 10:16pm

Don't try anything, I've got you all on camera!

Comment by JJJ23 on March 2, 2017 at 9:51pm

So we're supposed to call it African American History Month now? I hadn't heard that. I guess it makes since though because it's specifically about learning more about important black Americans and not just black people in general... Say, you people know the word on the street, how long do you think til I'm tried for treason? Should I start running now?

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 2, 2017 at 7:23pm

Sofa, so good!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 2, 2017 at 7:21pm

"Smile, GOP loves you!"

Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on March 2, 2017 at 10:28am
Trump: This official photo will survive the extinction of the universe and will show to future generations that Marvin Gaye, Frederick Douglas, Martin Luther King, Thurgood Marshall and many other probably alive black dudes visited me at the White House.
Comment by VomitFlop on March 2, 2017 at 10:11am

"Are you sure they don't work for me? Why is that an inappropriate thing for me to say?!"

Comment by VomitFlop on March 2, 2017 at 10:10am

"Well, I guess there's no going back now, right, Mr. President?"

Comment by VomitFlop on March 2, 2017 at 10:05am

A Chocolate Orange

Comment by VomitFlop on March 2, 2017 at 10:05am

"What do you mean there's no actual west wings being served here?"

Comment by VomitFlop on March 2, 2017 at 10:02am

"Hey, motherfucker, how about giving us a month that's longer than 30 days?"

Comment by VomitFlop on March 2, 2017 at 10:01am

White House Brown

Comment by VomitFlop on March 2, 2017 at 10:00am

"We're actually just here to look for Obama's birth certificate."

Comment by Mario!!! on March 2, 2017 at 8:29am

"Are you sure this takes color photos?  I'm only seeing black and white."

Comment by Mario!!! on March 2, 2017 at 8:28am

"I made the call and got the Oscar switched to Moonlight, what more do you people want from me?"

Comment by Rosedude on March 2, 2017 at 7:44am

The twelve blacks who voted for Trump visit the White House

Comment by Rosedude on March 2, 2017 at 7:36am

Applicants for greenskeeper at Mar a Lago meet with the Donald

Comment by Rosedude on March 2, 2017 at 7:35am

Trump solves racism

Comment by Rosedude on March 2, 2017 at 7:34am

Alternative Blacks

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