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Caption Contest 02-27-2017

Honorable Mentions:

La La Land won the Popular Vote but the Russians hacked the Electoral College and gave it to Moonlight. - 38chrysler

And the Oscar goes to .... Marissa Tomei - Bill Staples

Commercial voice over: No, we can't hand Warren Beatty the right envelope, but if you're a multinational corporation, would you want anyone else doing your tax returns? - RoadKillHairPiece

Nobody knew presenting Oscars was so complicated. - Rosedude

"Whoever owns the blue Maserati, with vanity plates '1Percent', your lights are on." - RunSilent RunDeep


Bronze:

And the winner is the Walking Dead, everyone's watching the Walking Dead. - JJJ23

Silver:

Warren Beatty had no idea his third arm and hand grabbed the wrong envelope. - Mervin97

Gold:

“Let’s just all be grateful that Kanye isn’t here to jump up on stage and tell everyone who should’ve won.” - Scrunt

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Comment by Rotwang on February 27, 2017 at 12:38pm

This just in: Real winner of best picture is actually Weekend at Bernies 2.

Comment by Whiz Kid on February 27, 2017 at 12:35pm

"the only thing I chose to bring to read on a desert island"

Comment by Whiz Kid on February 27, 2017 at 12:32pm

miss read peagent was for the worst readers and was a play on words sadly

Comment by Whiz Kid on February 27, 2017 at 12:31pm

noooo, there is no playboy behind it!

Comment by Whiz Kid on February 27, 2017 at 12:28pm

"read anything" climactic scene and sequel to say anything

Comment by Whiz Kid on February 27, 2017 at 12:26pm

make-up artists only make up shit not read it

Comment by Whiz Kid on February 27, 2017 at 12:25pm

oh. my. god. the actor always read the lines for him....

Comment by Whiz Kid on February 27, 2017 at 12:23pm

how do youz "tv guide" deez wordz, duh

Comment by Rotwang on February 27, 2017 at 12:02pm

Poor Jimmy Kimmel, this was really live, instead of "Recorded earlier tonight." 

Comment by Rotwang on February 27, 2017 at 12:00pm

I was totally shocked about the announcement, as we all were... that either of these shit movies were even nominated.

Comment by VomitFlop on February 27, 2017 at 11:45am

"Can I put this thing down or give it to somebody already? It weighs a freaking ton!"

Comment by VomitFlop on February 27, 2017 at 11:38am

A unconvincing Jimmy Kimmel tries to assure everybody that this isn't one of his signature hackneyed bits.

Comment by VomitFlop on February 27, 2017 at 11:37am

Bullshitworth

Comment by VomitFlop on February 27, 2017 at 11:35am

Right before a bumbling Frank Drebin comes in to clear up the confusion.

Comment by VomitFlop on February 27, 2017 at 11:34am

"You can be a real Dick sometimes, you know that?"

Comment by VomitFlop on February 27, 2017 at 11:33am

"And the Oscar goes to....Moonwalker?"

Comment by Rodney Dean on February 27, 2017 at 11:07am

Why is Matt Damon laughing his ass off?

Comment by mellowpuma on February 27, 2017 at 10:00am

it worked for miss america, it worked for us.

Comment by Mario!!! on February 27, 2017 at 8:25am

"I don't care who won.  I am taking this award because it looks like me."

Comment by Mario!!! on February 27, 2017 at 8:24am

Where will you be when verbal diarrhea strikes?

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