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Caption Contest 02-27-2017

Honorable Mentions:

La La Land won the Popular Vote but the Russians hacked the Electoral College and gave it to Moonlight. - 38chrysler

And the Oscar goes to .... Marissa Tomei - Bill Staples

Commercial voice over: No, we can't hand Warren Beatty the right envelope, but if you're a multinational corporation, would you want anyone else doing your tax returns? - RoadKillHairPiece

Nobody knew presenting Oscars was so complicated. - Rosedude

"Whoever owns the blue Maserati, with vanity plates '1Percent', your lights are on." - RunSilent RunDeep


Bronze:

And the winner is the Walking Dead, everyone's watching the Walking Dead. - JJJ23

Silver:

Warren Beatty had no idea his third arm and hand grabbed the wrong envelope. - Mervin97

Gold:

“Let’s just all be grateful that Kanye isn’t here to jump up on stage and tell everyone who should’ve won.” - Scrunt

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Comment by JJJ23 on March 2, 2017 at 9:59pm

Spotlight won last year, now Moonlight takes home the big prize. For next year my moneys on that Fleshlight movie I keep hearing about.

Comment by JJJ23 on March 2, 2017 at 9:56pm

This feels like a good stopping point, not just for the night, but for all of these types of shows forever.

Comment by Rotwang on March 1, 2017 at 3:32pm

Dewy Defeats Putin!

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 1, 2017 at 10:58am

"Whoever owns the blue Maserati, with vanity plates '1Percent', your lights are on."

Comment by 38chrysler on March 1, 2017 at 8:36am

3 Men and a Maybe

Comment by Mervin97 on March 1, 2017 at 4:45am

"I've just been deported."

Comment by mellowpuma on March 1, 2017 at 3:18am

and best picture goes to .... aerosmith?  

Comment by mellowpuma on March 1, 2017 at 3:09am

oh, great.   i always wanted to be one degree of separation away from steve harvey.  cool.

Comment by mellowpuma on March 1, 2017 at 3:07am

dammit card, you had one job!

Comment by mellowpuma on March 1, 2017 at 3:06am

well, i guess there is now some hope for an andy dick lifetime achievement award.

Comment by MacSpruce on March 1, 2017 at 2:40am

Why, oh why couldn't something like this have happened in November? "And the winner is Donald Trump... Oops, scratch that!"

Comment by MacSpruce on February 28, 2017 at 11:31pm

Putsch-ing the envelope.

Comment by MacSpruce on February 28, 2017 at 11:30pm

Pushing the envelope, pushing eighty. 

Comment by MacSpruce on February 28, 2017 at 11:28pm

You can dress them up but you can't take them anywhere.

Comment by Ian on February 28, 2017 at 8:14pm

"I'm mad as hell... that I'm not going to take this anymore!"

Comment by JJJ23 on February 28, 2017 at 7:17pm

The show runners just finished watching Moonlight, and they've decided that black, gay, and abusive crack head mom has out pandered song and dance hand job to Hollywood with Emma Stone.

Comment by JJJ23 on February 28, 2017 at 7:11pm

There's been a mistake, the real winner is gay black Boyhood, I mean Moonlight!

Comment by Iverneil on February 28, 2017 at 2:19pm

You would think by looking at Warren he would have more brain powers

Comment by Rosedude on February 28, 2017 at 12:39pm
"We're Bonny and Clyde. We Rob Oscars."
Comment by Rosedude on February 28, 2017 at 12:38pm
Nobody knew presenting Oscars was so complicated.

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