The Dutch Air Force may not be powerful, but it sure is pretty. - Mario!!!
"It runs on flower power." - Ian
“When this baby hits Mach 1, watch out for the sonic bloom!” - Scrunt
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Bill was too embarrassed: he still smelled feminine hygiene.
Plague of locusts. They weren't shitting.
They're trying to give their death and destruction machine some floral sex appeal.
Candy-coated serious weaponry. And also a plane behind her.
Vanessa was growing tired of this whole “Air” thing.
Her cockpit skills were the stuff of legend.
Captain Kirk knew his new co-pilot had what it takes even though she graduated last in her class.
we saved a billion by making this one out of flowers, and putting a model in front of it. so far no one has noticed.
"Female pilots don't have the stamen... I mean, stamina."
She likes to feel the g-force on her G-spot.
"Maybe we shouldn't have retired the Daisy Cutter."
"The 9000SUX was decommissioned due to its knack for enticing hummingbirds to lethal elevation."
"Should we tell her Project Blue Book isn't like Redbook?"
"''Don't over-water the marigolds Friday."
Rosie the Riveting
“Dave, when I said it would be nice if you bombarded me with flowers every once in a while, this isn’t what I meant.”
“Forget the piñata, I’d rather bang her with my stick, if you know what I mean.”
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