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Caption Contest 02-26-2019

Bronze:

The Dutch Air Force may not be powerful, but it sure is pretty. - Mario!!!

Silver:

"It runs on flower power." - Ian

Gold:

“When this baby hits Mach 1, watch out for the sonic bloom!” - Scrunt

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Comment by JJJ23 on Tuesday

Danger Zone

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 10, 2019 at 4:43pm

Bill was too embarrassed: he still smelled feminine hygiene.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 10, 2019 at 4:41pm

Plague of locusts. They weren't shitting.

Comment by MacSpruce on March 8, 2019 at 9:17pm

They're trying to give their death and destruction machine some floral sex appeal.

Comment by Rotwang on March 2, 2019 at 5:25pm

Candy-coated serious weaponry.  And also a plane behind her.

Comment by Iverneil on February 28, 2019 at 6:47pm

Vanessa was growing tired of this whole “Air” thing.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 28, 2019 at 2:51pm

Her cockpit skills were the stuff of legend.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 28, 2019 at 2:44pm

Captain Kirk knew his new co-pilot had what it takes even though she graduated last in her class.

Comment by mellowpuma on February 28, 2019 at 12:37pm

we saved a billion by making this one out of flowers, and putting a model in front of it.  so far no one has noticed.

Comment by Ian on February 28, 2019 at 3:43am

"Female pilots don't have the stamen... I mean, stamina."

Comment by Ian on February 28, 2019 at 3:42am

"Nice stems!"

Comment by MacSpruce on February 27, 2019 at 9:39pm

She likes to feel the g-force on her G-spot. 

Comment by MacSpruce on February 27, 2019 at 9:35pm

I'd bomber.. 

Comment by Ian on February 26, 2019 at 8:06pm

"Maybe we shouldn't have retired the Daisy Cutter."

Comment by Ian on February 26, 2019 at 7:48pm

"The 9000SUX was decommissioned due to its knack for enticing hummingbirds to lethal elevation."

Comment by Ian on February 26, 2019 at 7:46pm

"Should we tell her Project Blue Book isn't like Redbook?"

Comment by Ian on February 26, 2019 at 7:40pm

"''Don't over-water the marigolds Friday."

Comment by Ian on February 26, 2019 at 7:33pm

Rosie the Riveting

Comment by Scrunt on February 26, 2019 at 5:09pm

“Dave, when I said it would be nice if you bombarded me with flowers every once in a while, this isn’t what I meant.”

Comment by Scrunt on February 26, 2019 at 5:08pm

“Forget the piñata, I’d rather bang her with my stick, if you know what I mean.”

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