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Caption Contest 02-24-2020

Honorable Mentions:

"And if you pinch these neurons here & tweak these brain cells like so, she'll start playing some Charlie Daniels." - VomitFlop

Compared to the tuba guy this operation is a piece of cake. - Iverneil

Unfortunately they stimulated her amygdala and she started playing emo and goth. So they had to put her down. - Rotwang

Bronze:

“Wait!  Whatever you do, don’t move that scalpel… until she’s finished.  I love this song.” - Scrunt

Silver:

Well, at least he went out on a high note. - Ironweed

Gold:

“Nurse, can you kindly remove her g string please.” - Global Pope

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Comment by Mervin97 on February 26, 2020 at 5:46am

"Here's the problem, there's a clef note stuck in her amygdala."

Comment by Mervin97 on February 26, 2020 at 5:30am

"Ok now let's make her do the macarena."

Comment by Mervin97 on February 26, 2020 at 5:22am

"Pass the cranial screw top please."

" Here you go Dr Hfuhruhurr."

Comment by Mervin97 on February 26, 2020 at 5:12am

"Can you play an F note, because your fucked."

Comment by Iverneil on February 26, 2020 at 4:26am

The Medula oblongata Sonata

Comment by Ian on February 26, 2020 at 12:11am

"She wants us to give her more vibrato."

"That's easy, just shake the table."

Comment by Ian on February 26, 2020 at 12:05am

And so goes the legend of how there came to be a string section in the Hong Kong Cavaliers...

Comment by Scrunt on February 25, 2020 at 5:06pm

Ironically, in the end all he needed was a Band-Aid.

Comment by Scrunt on February 25, 2020 at 5:05pm

“Miss, if you don’t stop playing the M.A.S.H. theme song, the next music you hear will be a dirge.”

Comment by Scrunt on February 25, 2020 at 5:04pm

“Another victim of a jealous 2nd chair and a tube of Krazy Glue?  That’s the fifth case this year!  I tell you the Boston Pops have gotten totally out of control!”

Comment by Scrunt on February 25, 2020 at 5:04pm

The Six Million Dollar Musician.

Comment by Scrunt on February 25, 2020 at 5:03pm

“Wait!  Whatever you do, don’t move that scalpel… until she’s finished.  I love this song.”

Comment by Ironweed on February 25, 2020 at 4:18pm

"Do you know any good requiems?" asked the doctor.

Comment by Iverneil on February 25, 2020 at 1:53pm

Oh, I thought you said she would resort to violence.

Comment by Iverneil on February 25, 2020 at 1:52pm

Sadly, the Irish jig did her in.

Comment by Iverneil on February 25, 2020 at 1:50pm

Compared to the tuba guy this operation is a piece of cake.

Comment by Ironweed on February 25, 2020 at 11:08am

Well, at least he went out on a high note.

Comment by Ironweed on February 25, 2020 at 10:28am

The good news and the bad news... The fat lady is on her way.

Comment by Rodney Dean on February 25, 2020 at 9:41am

If you can stop fiddlin' around, we can get this procedure under way.

Comment by Mario!!! on February 25, 2020 at 8:51am

Some patients are instrumental in assuring their own well being. 

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