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Caption Contest 02-24-2020

Honorable Mentions:

"And if you pinch these neurons here & tweak these brain cells like so, she'll start playing some Charlie Daniels." - VomitFlop

Compared to the tuba guy this operation is a piece of cake. - Iverneil

Unfortunately they stimulated her amygdala and she started playing emo and goth. So they had to put her down. - Rotwang

Bronze:

“Wait!  Whatever you do, don’t move that scalpel… until she’s finished.  I love this song.” - Scrunt

Silver:

Well, at least he went out on a high note. - Ironweed

Gold:

“Nurse, can you kindly remove her g string please.” - Global Pope

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Comment by Mike McHuman on March 7, 2020 at 5:54pm

It's the kind of anesthesia that puts doctors to sleep.

Comment by Mike McHuman on February 29, 2020 at 10:08pm

We can start the operation as soon as the anesthesia kicks in. We will know it when she stops playing Turkey in the Straw in B minor.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 29, 2020 at 7:27am

After the operation, the patient found out that cosmetic musical procedures weren't covered under his insurance plan.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 29, 2020 at 7:24am

"Calling Dr. Howard... Dr. Fine... Dr. Howard!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 29, 2020 at 7:22am

We secretly replaced Carl's frontal lobe with Spam.  Let's see what happens!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 29, 2020 at 7:20am

"Thank you.  This next piece is entitled, "Brain Drain in D- Flat Minor, Opus 1-4-Ouch!!!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 29, 2020 at 7:15am

This interlude has been brought to you by, "CraniumCleansing.com."

Comment by Rotwang on February 28, 2020 at 2:14pm

Unfortunately they stimulated her amygdala and she started playing emo and goth. So they had to put her down.

Comment by JJJ23 on February 27, 2020 at 8:15am

Don't read into this too much, but you might want to start playing something sadder.

Comment by Iverneil on February 26, 2020 at 8:43pm

Doc, that’s a Viola! I think we have the wrong patient!

Comment by Iverneil on February 26, 2020 at 8:27pm

C’mon doc, just once, make her play real fast.

Comment by MacSpruce on February 26, 2020 at 7:06pm

“Will I be able to play the piano following my surgery, doc?”

“I don’t see why not.”

“That’s strange, I could never play the piano before..”

(Tip o’ the hat to vaudeville for the hundred-year-old joke.)

Comment by MacSpruce on February 26, 2020 at 7:05pm

It was the trill of a lifetime.

Comment by MacSpruce on February 26, 2020 at 7:05pm

As the one-upmanship escalated, the surgeon announced that he would conduct the operation standing on one foot with his eyes closed.

Comment by MacSpruce on February 26, 2020 at 7:04pm

“Don’t worry, we’ll get that tune out of your head one way or another.”

Comment by Global Pope on February 26, 2020 at 6:49pm

“Nurse, can you kindly remove her g string please”

Comment by Rosedude on February 26, 2020 at 5:36pm

One slip of the scalpel and all she would be able to play was 'Smooth Operator'.

Comment by Rotwang on February 26, 2020 at 9:47am

They accidentally bumped the cerebellum and she started playing Radiohead.

Comment by Mervin97 on February 26, 2020 at 5:53am

"Does that tickle ?"

Comment by Mervin97 on February 26, 2020 at 5:51am

"Anyone have any idea what this thing is ?"

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