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Caption Contest 02-23-2017

Honorable Mentions:

What a walnut would experience if it were self aware. - RoadKillHairPiece

I hate rock opera..... - Hugh Jassole

In Soviet Russia, land owns you. - Ian

After examining the Coprolite, Scientists have learned that Man did indeed live with Dinosaurs. - 38chrysler

Special Oddly Fixated on Ewan McGregor to the Point of Questioning His Very Right to Exist Award:

ewen mcgregor: after they made him they broke the mold.  and then they thought: what have we done, there shouldn't even be one of these roaming around. - mellowpuma


Bronze:

"Is he still without sin if he is cast within the stone?" - VomitFlop

Silver:

Fossil fool - MacSpruce

Gold:

Free Mason - Rotwang

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Comment by mellowpuma on February 24, 2017 at 7:56pm

extreme rock makeover: ewen mcgregor edition.

Comment by mellowpuma on February 24, 2017 at 7:39pm

note to bond villians: here's an idea for a death trap: bullets.  this business was silly 50 years ago, now it's just embarrassing.

Comment by mellowpuma on February 24, 2017 at 7:31pm

ewen mcgregor: after they made him they broke the mold.  and then they thought: what have we done, there shouldn't even be one of these roaming around.

Comment by mellowpuma on February 24, 2017 at 7:28pm

sedimentary schlock.

Comment by mellowpuma on February 24, 2017 at 7:26pm

let's see you use that track suit .. INSIDE A ROCK! muah ha ha.

Comment by mellowpuma on February 24, 2017 at 6:58pm

this is why the japanese don't let white people learn ninjitsu.

Comment by mellowpuma on February 24, 2017 at 6:53pm

ewen mcgregor:  since his home got doors with vocal recognition, keeping a key under a stone in the back yard has gotten tricky.

Comment by mellowpuma on February 24, 2017 at 6:51pm

i ride the stones that make the whole world sing 

i ride the stones of love and special things

i ride the stones that make the young girls cry

i ride the stones, i ride the stones.

Comment by mellowpuma on February 24, 2017 at 6:46pm

after the fall of barnum and bailey's circus, circue de solel has a new policy: we do not use the geology.

Comment by mellowpuma on February 24, 2017 at 6:43pm

so that's how they made statues, interesting.  it was ancient aliens all along!

Comment by Scrunt on February 24, 2017 at 6:30pm

Worst Hatchimal...  EVER!

Comment by Scrunt on February 24, 2017 at 6:25pm

"Why does everyone think I'm a total stoner?"

Comment by JJJ23 on February 24, 2017 at 6:24pm

Where the hell did I put my Hide-A-Keith? Oh there it is. Thanks Keith.

Comment by Scrunt on February 24, 2017 at 6:24pm

Finally, a crack rock so big even Charlie Sheen can't finish.

Comment by Scrunt on February 24, 2017 at 6:20pm

Cloning techniques in the Stone Age were a little primitive.

Comment by Scrunt on February 24, 2017 at 6:16pm

"Nobody freezes Baby in carbonite!"

Comment by Scrunt on February 24, 2017 at 6:13pm

They stone people to death a little differently in Minsk.

Comment by Scrunt on February 24, 2017 at 6:10pm

  Here I am, rock you like a hurricane 

Comment by Scrunt on February 24, 2017 at 6:08pm

"Why, yes, I am from Boulder, Colorado.  How did you ever guess?"

Comment by Iverneil on February 24, 2017 at 3:59pm

Halley and his comet

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