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Caption Contest 02-23-2017

Honorable Mentions:

What a walnut would experience if it were self aware. - RoadKillHairPiece

I hate rock opera..... - Hugh Jassole

In Soviet Russia, land owns you. - Ian

After examining the Coprolite, Scientists have learned that Man did indeed live with Dinosaurs. - 38chrysler

Special Oddly Fixated on Ewan McGregor to the Point of Questioning His Very Right to Exist Award:

ewen mcgregor: after they made him they broke the mold.  and then they thought: what have we done, there shouldn't even be one of these roaming around. - mellowpuma


Bronze:

"Is he still without sin if he is cast within the stone?" - VomitFlop

Silver:

Fossil fool - MacSpruce

Gold:

Free Mason - Rotwang

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Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 26, 2017 at 2:33am

Scene from the upcoming movie, "Stoner With A Boner."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 26, 2017 at 2:31am

"I love my new hearing aids, though there a bit cumbersome."

Comment by Ian on February 26, 2017 at 1:46am

A Meteor is an object that enters Earth's atmosphere from space.  A Meteorite is an object from space that has impacted Earth's surface.  A Meteor-uptight is a...

Comment by MacSpruce on February 25, 2017 at 9:25pm

Fossil fool

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 25, 2017 at 7:31pm

Romancing The Stone

Comment by 38chrysler on February 25, 2017 at 6:18pm

I heard it was legal to smoke Pot in Boulder.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 25, 2017 at 2:37pm

Rock Hudson  

Comment by VomitFlop on February 25, 2017 at 11:04am

"Is he still without sin if he is cast within the stone?"

Comment by MacSpruce on February 25, 2017 at 9:22am

Yabba Dabba Don't!

Comment by MacSpruce on February 25, 2017 at 9:20am

Metamorphic metamorphosis

Comment by MacSpruce on February 25, 2017 at 9:19am

Rock Jailhouse

Comment by 38chrysler on February 25, 2017 at 7:34am

...the Jimmy Hoffa ride at the Fair never went over too well.

Comment by Mervin97 on February 25, 2017 at 6:36am

"Isn't it time to come out of the stone age."

Comment by Mervin97 on February 25, 2017 at 6:31am

"These new roller blades are heavy."

Comment by Mervin97 on February 25, 2017 at 6:30am

"Ok, so you seal me up in here, wheel me over to Bieber's house, tell him it's a present and I jump out and punch him in the face, sounds like a plan."

Comment by MacSpruce on February 24, 2017 at 11:13pm

Was all set to triumphantly smash the gigantic scissors when his fate was sealed by a 400-square-foot sheet of paper.

Comment by MacSpruce on February 24, 2017 at 11:10pm

Rock .. goodbye, baby.

Comment by MacSpruce on February 24, 2017 at 11:09pm

Let's roll! … don't wanna gather no moss.

Comment by MacSpruce on February 24, 2017 at 11:08pm

Turns out you can get blood from a stone.

Comment by KariGrant on February 24, 2017 at 8:22pm

Sadly for the dairy farmers, cottage cheese cottages never caught on.

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