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Caption Contest 02-23-2017

Honorable Mentions:

What a walnut would experience if it were self aware. - RoadKillHairPiece

I hate rock opera..... - Hugh Jassole

In Soviet Russia, land owns you. - Ian

After examining the Coprolite, Scientists have learned that Man did indeed live with Dinosaurs. - 38chrysler

Special Oddly Fixated on Ewan McGregor to the Point of Questioning His Very Right to Exist Award:

ewen mcgregor: after they made him they broke the mold.  and then they thought: what have we done, there shouldn't even be one of these roaming around. - mellowpuma


Bronze:

"Is he still without sin if he is cast within the stone?" - VomitFlop

Silver:

Fossil fool - MacSpruce

Gold:

Free Mason - Rotwang

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Comment by Hugh Jassole on March 4, 2017 at 11:32am

He's rock hard and ready....

Comment by JJJ23 on March 2, 2017 at 10:22pm

I'm starting to think my family's right. I might be addicted to crack. Or at least, like, crevice.

Comment by JJJ23 on March 2, 2017 at 10:13pm

Some say we never really walked on the moon, but that it was an elaborate hoax perpetrated by the government in order to convince the world of our technological superiority over the Russians. Dave lives inside a big fake rock and drinks his own piss.

Comment by JJJ23 on March 2, 2017 at 10:04pm

Can't get hard anymore my ass, I'll show her!

Wait, did I miss the point of everything ever?

Comment by Rotwang on March 1, 2017 at 3:39pm

Still more roomy than flying coach. 

Comment by Rotwang on March 1, 2017 at 3:38pm

Inside it's inscribed, "Chuck Norris was here".

Comment by Rotwang on March 1, 2017 at 3:34pm

Free Mason

Comment by MacSpruce on March 1, 2017 at 2:49am

Softcore geology

Comment by Ian on February 26, 2017 at 8:15pm

Only one song repeats on his iPod.

Comment by Ian on February 26, 2017 at 8:13pm

On an all new FINDING BIGFOOT:  How the creature hides in plain sight.

Comment by Ian on February 26, 2017 at 8:11pm

"One of my biggest mistakes... Avocados.  Made the pit too big."

Comment by Ian on February 26, 2017 at 8:09pm

Jerry is ready to take on any hard place.

Comment by 38chrysler on February 26, 2017 at 7:51pm

Doc said since I was shy and wanted to date women I would have to get bolder.... It isn't working...

Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on February 26, 2017 at 6:12pm
While most of us simply cast our earwax on the bedroom carpet, others make a statement with it, however garbled and upsetting.
Comment by Whiz Kid on February 26, 2017 at 5:11pm

news story: after longest pregnancy ever, newborn man claims to know pain of childbirth

Comment by Whiz Kid on February 26, 2017 at 5:04pm

earth was played by an actor and everything faked

Comment by Whiz Kid on February 26, 2017 at 4:56pm

rock, paper, scissors movie xxx parody

Comment by mellowpuma on February 26, 2017 at 9:49am

rock hard absess

Comment by mellowpuma on February 26, 2017 at 9:48am

no, a master of geology you are not yet, complete your training is not ...

Comment by mellowpuma on February 26, 2017 at 9:40am

do i wanna rock, or does a rock want me?

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