United Airlines was only fined 1,000 dollars for littering. - Mervin97
"Ah, here's the problem: you bought a Boeing!" - Mario!!!
Less points because it was a leaner. - Iverneil
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The Mile High Flub.
Engineer? I thought you said we need an engine here. Nah, we just fucked up.
The Smith's were known to be into heavy metal.
"Honey, you left part of your diaphragm in the front yard, again!"
Sooner or later, you're going to end up in Oklahoma.
"What a nightmare that must have been at 20,000 feet!"
"There are old pilots, and there are bold pilots, but there are very few old, bold pilots."
Less points because it was a leaner.
I heard the front door ring
This is what happens when the Jolly Green Giant farts while sitting on the toilet.
United Airlines was only fined 1,000 dollars for littering.
Technically, it was a round trip.
Personally, I find this wreckage to be totally riveting!
The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain. But just outside Denver, it rains planes that will fucking kill you!
United Airlines: Come Fly the Falling Skies!™
“If this keeps happening, we should probably change the name of the aircraft to the Boeing 666.”
“To find the rest, we’re going to need to use a better search engine.”
There was a CT scanner on the plane too?!
Must have come from Ron Jeremy Airlines.
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