Caption Contest 02-21-2021

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Comment by MacSpruce on February 23, 2021 at 9:36am

The pilot was heard to exclaim, “My Precious!”

Comment by Mario!!! on February 23, 2021 at 8:50am

“We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused, this is due to periodic air pockets we encountered, there's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight... By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?”

Comment by Mario!!! on February 23, 2021 at 8:39am

"Ah, here's the problem: you bought a Boeing!"

Comment by MacSpruce on February 23, 2021 at 8:08am

In Soviet Russia, burning ring of fire falls into Johnny Cash.

Comment by Rotwang on February 23, 2021 at 4:38am

"Right before you die, you see the ring."

Comment by VomitFlop on February 23, 2021 at 12:44am

Moments earlier: "Bing-Boom! Hello, & thank you for flying Derry Air! This is your captain speaking. Your in flight movie for today will be Turbulence!"

Comment by VomitFlop on February 22, 2021 at 11:03pm

"Look! Up in the air! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's -- OH GOD!!! Well, there was a bird anyway."

Comment by VomitFlop on February 22, 2021 at 11:01pm

Meanwhile, the people on the plane were hanging on by a wing. As for the prayers, they were being allocated elsewhere.

Comment by VomitFlop on February 22, 2021 at 10:56pm

"I thought Harrison Ford got his pilot license revoked?"

Comment by VomitFlop on February 22, 2021 at 10:54pm

"No com planes?! What?! I have plenty of complaints!"

Comment by VomitFlop on February 22, 2021 at 10:51pm

"Honey, did you order this fucking thing from Amazon?"

Comment by VomitFlop on February 22, 2021 at 10:47pm

"Is that-- Is that a dead gremlin over there?"

Comment by Rosedude on February 22, 2021 at 8:23pm

Where's the Space Force when we need it?

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