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Comment by Mario!!! on Tuesday

“We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused, this is due to periodic air pockets we encountered, there's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight... By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?”

Comment by Mario!!! on Tuesday

"Ah, here's the problem: you bought a Boeing!"

Comment by MacSpruce on Tuesday

In Soviet Russia, burning ring of fire falls into Johnny Cash.

Comment by Rotwang on Tuesday

"Right before you die, you see the ring."

Comment by VomitFlop on Tuesday

Moments earlier: "Bing-Boom! Hello, & thank you for flying Derry Air! This is your captain speaking. Your in flight movie for today will be Turbulence!"

Comment by VomitFlop on Tuesday

"Look! Up in the air! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's -- OH GOD!!! Well, there was a bird anyway."

Comment by VomitFlop on Tuesday

Meanwhile, the people on the plane were hanging on by a wing. As for the prayers, they were being allocated elsewhere.

Comment by VomitFlop on Tuesday

"I thought Harrison Ford got his pilot license revoked?"

Comment by VomitFlop on Tuesday

"No com planes?! What?! I have plenty of complaints!"

Comment by VomitFlop on Tuesday

"Honey, did you order this fucking thing from Amazon?"

Comment by VomitFlop on Tuesday

"Is that-- Is that a dead gremlin over there?"

Comment by Rosedude on Tuesday

Where's the Space Force when we need it?

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