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Caption Contest 02-19-2018

Honorable Mentions:

"Got this thing on sale at Elton John's yard sale." - VomitFlop

First Furbie Organ Grinder. - KariGrant

They won't sing until you play Für Elise. - Ian

Bronze:

Life was never the same after George Michael left Wham. - Gerhardguffaw

Silver:

mel tormented - mellowpuma

Gold:

 Goodness, gracious, great balls of fur!  - Mario!!!

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Comment by Rodney Dean on March 2, 2018 at 5:28pm

Furbie Fancock called, said to set fire to this now, before it's too late.

Comment by MacSpruce on February 22, 2018 at 10:47am

And now I'd like to play Beethoven's Fürb Elise. 

Comment by Whiz Kid on February 22, 2018 at 1:20am

A carpenter's wood always matches the drapes

Comment by Whiz Kid on February 21, 2018 at 6:37pm

Furbies probably think are bodies suffer from male pattern baldness but we keep trying anyways

Comment by Whiz Kid on February 21, 2018 at 6:50am

Conan the Piano Barbarian pushed the t-pain wheel until a furbie "10".

Comment by Rotwang on February 21, 2018 at 4:21am
Comment by mellowpuma on February 21, 2018 at 2:54am

mel tormented

Comment by mellowpuma on February 21, 2018 at 2:51am

and i ran, i ran so furby array ...

Comment by mellowpuma on February 21, 2018 at 2:48am

you're noone till someone inanimate loves you.

Comment by JJJ23 on February 20, 2018 at 9:43pm

He does a rewritten Velvet Underground cover he calls Venus in Furbys. It's still about S&M but in a way that it's clear he's never had sex.

Comment by JJJ23 on February 20, 2018 at 9:34pm

And mom said I'd never get a audience.

Comment by JJJ23 on February 20, 2018 at 9:29pm

They call him Furby Handcock.

Comment by Rosedude on February 20, 2018 at 5:44pm

Looking for love on Organ Grindr     

Comment by Scrunt on February 20, 2018 at 5:10pm

Cue the Halloween theme music in 3, 2, 1…

Comment by Scrunt on February 20, 2018 at 5:10pm

♪ Do re mi fur by la ti do ♪

Comment by Scrunt on February 20, 2018 at 5:09pm

“WILL YOU ALL STOP STARING AT ME!”

Comment by Scrunt on February 20, 2018 at 5:09pm

♪ Heart and soul. I fell in love with you, heart and soul. The way a fool would do maaadly, because you held me tight. Up my hole. I shoved all of you up my hole. The way a fool would do maaadly, because it felt so right. ♪

Comment by Scrunt on February 20, 2018 at 5:07pm

“Damn it, one of you is still singing off key.  Now get your shit together or I’m changing all of your batteries again!”

Comment by Scrunt on February 20, 2018 at 5:07pm

“God, I can’t wait until that restraining order the Vienna Boys Choir took out on me finally expires.”

Comment by Whiz Kid on February 20, 2018 at 3:25pm

Migrating furbies need a 20 bed manger on their trip across the desert

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