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Y'know the difference between a centaur and a senator? One's just a horses ass.
Behold: The Texas Wrong Horn.
"What the fuck do you mean I'm being permanently deported back to Mexico where I belong?"
"Houston, we have a Problem Child."
"They're out of firewood? Let them burn cake."
"Remember the Alamo rental car!"
"I wish I could talk, but I have to get through all of this airport security to catch my plane."
"What's the big deal? It's not as if I brought any of the Mexicans back."
"What do you have x-ray vision? I'm not Ted Cruse."
"I couldn't get past the wall so I have to fly."
Lonely star Ted.
"What? I'm just checking on the airport, looks like everything is good here."
Since Trump isn't President anymore Ted decided to stick his head up his own ass.
Ted the Warmer
Thank you for flying Hypocrite Airlines!
"Nothing to see here. I'm just chillin'."
Pronounced Ted On Arrival
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