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Caption Contest 02-18-2021

Honorable Mentions:

The closest he'll ever come to pulling his weight. - Rosedude

"What storm?" - Mervin97

Fled Cruz - Iverneil

Bronze:

He wouldn't want to get sick and not be able to not do his job. - JJJ23

Silver:

Don't mind me, just headin' over to the political-baggage-claim. - Rotwang

Gold:

"What's the big deal? It's not as if I brought any of the Mexicans back." - Scrunt

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Comment by MacSpruce on February 19, 2021 at 8:38pm

Pronounced Ted On Arrival

Comment by MacSpruce on February 19, 2021 at 8:36pm

Remember the aloe, bro!

Comment by MacSpruce on February 19, 2021 at 8:35pm

The Texas Buzzard (Oleaginous jerkus), seen here guarding his carrion.

Comment by Rosedude on February 19, 2021 at 1:50pm

Snake on a Plane 

Comment by Rosedude on February 19, 2021 at 1:09pm

The lies of Texas are upon you. 

Comment by Rotwang on February 19, 2021 at 12:45pm

Don't mind me, just headin' over to the political-baggage-claim. 

Comment by JJJ23 on February 19, 2021 at 10:34am

Oh, there's a mob of Texans threatening my life? I'll be back in a couple weeks to defend their actions.

Comment by JJJ23 on February 19, 2021 at 10:31am

He wouldn't want to get sick and not be able to not do his job.

Comment by Rodney Dean on February 19, 2021 at 9:52am

Now we know who the jerk was that jammed their carry-on in my row.

Comment by Rodney Dean on February 19, 2021 at 9:48am

Everything is bigger in Texas.

Comment by Mario!!! on February 19, 2021 at 9:28am

"I'm going to Disney World!"

Comment by Mario!!! on February 19, 2021 at 9:28am

Have gut, will travel!

Comment by VomitFlop on February 19, 2021 at 9:08am

"They have plenty of Coronas here & even a few viruses to boot,"

Comment by VomitFlop on February 19, 2021 at 9:07am

"Once I realized that wasn't a bunch of dandruff outside, I had to get the fuck out of there."

Comment by VomitFlop on February 19, 2021 at 9:03am

"I mean, come on, you don't really expect me to do something absurd like, you know, relate to common folk, do you?"

Comment by VomitFlop on February 19, 2021 at 9:02am

Is this why everybody makes such a big fuss about not messing with Texas?

Comment by VomitFlop on February 19, 2021 at 9:01am

Ted's Cruisin'

Comment by VomitFlop on February 19, 2021 at 9:01am

"Flee in terror? Actually, I prefer to use First Class."

Comment by Rosedude on February 19, 2021 at 7:36am

The closest he'll ever come to pulling his weight.

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