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Remember the aloe, bro!
The Texas Buzzard (Oleaginous jerkus), seen here guarding his carrion.
Snake on a Plane
The lies of Texas are upon you.
Don't mind me, just headin' over to the political-baggage-claim.
Oh, there's a mob of Texans threatening my life? I'll be back in a couple weeks to defend their actions.
He wouldn't want to get sick and not be able to not do his job.
Now we know who the jerk was that jammed their carry-on in my row.
Everything is bigger in Texas.
"I'm going to Disney World!"
Have gut, will travel!
"They have plenty of Coronas here & even a few viruses to boot,"
"Once I realized that wasn't a bunch of dandruff outside, I had to get the fuck out of there."
"I mean, come on, you don't really expect me to do something absurd like, you know, relate to common folk, do you?"
Is this why everybody makes such a big fuss about not messing with Texas?
"Flee in terror? Actually, I prefer to use First Class."
The closest he'll ever come to pulling his weight.
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