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Caption Contest 02-18-2020

Honorable Mentions:

He also earned a special Bonus Guinness for Fastest Onset of Permanent Total Hearing Loss in Both Ears. - Ian

Actually, it 'd make more sense if this miraculous achievement was sponsored by Guinness as it would also explain where the inspiration came from. - VomitFlop

Inside them are labels:

"Dotcom"

"U.S. Housing"

"Enron"

"Bernard L. Madoff Investment Securities LLC"

"South Sea Company"

"Dutch Tulips"

"Fidget Spinners" - Rotwang

Bronze:

Todd later developed a bunion and his career was suddenly over. - Mervin97

Silver:

He's popped a lot of things, but a cherry will never be one of them. - Rosedude

Gold:

In case you were wondering about the record, the only thing James broke that day was a few balloons, a little wind and his mother’s heart. - Scrunt

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Comment by Ian on February 19, 2020 at 1:05am

"And just like that, the Intramural Bowling League of South New Hampshire goes into receivership."

Comment by mellowpuma on February 19, 2020 at 12:46am

the gopro corporation would like you to know that he's using an off brand camera.

Comment by mellowpuma on February 19, 2020 at 12:44am

three safety officials.  those must be very dangerous balloons.

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