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Caption Contest 02-18-2020

Honorable Mentions:

He also earned a special Bonus Guinness for Fastest Onset of Permanent Total Hearing Loss in Both Ears. - Ian

Actually, it 'd make more sense if this miraculous achievement was sponsored by Guinness as it would also explain where the inspiration came from. - VomitFlop

Inside them are labels:

"Dotcom"

"U.S. Housing"

"Enron"

"Bernard L. Madoff Investment Securities LLC"

"South Sea Company"

"Dutch Tulips"

"Fidget Spinners" - Rotwang

Bronze:

Todd later developed a bunion and his career was suddenly over. - Mervin97

Silver:

He's popped a lot of things, but a cherry will never be one of them. - Rosedude

Gold:

In case you were wondering about the record, the only thing James broke that day was a few balloons, a little wind and his mother’s heart. - Scrunt

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Comment by Scrunt on February 19, 2020 at 5:05pm

The Presidential Fitness Test during the Trump administration has been a little different.

Comment by Rotwang on February 19, 2020 at 10:04am

Inside them are labels:

"Dotcom"
"U.S. Housing"
"Enron"
"Bernard L. Madoff Investment Securities LLC"
"South Sea Company"
"Dutch Tulips"
"Fidget Spinners"

Comment by blkbwayne on February 19, 2020 at 9:39am

Unbeknownst to him, one of those is a bowling ball, ....wait for it...

Comment by Mario!!! on February 19, 2020 at 9:01am

I just don't get country line dancing.

Comment by Mario!!! on February 19, 2020 at 8:59am

Proof that not all pop stars are cool.

Comment by Mervin97 on February 19, 2020 at 8:09am

 The record setting event took place even as environmentalist's protested outside. 

Comment by Mervin97 on February 19, 2020 at 7:58am

The record was later disallowed due to the fact that Todd wore a polo shirt with gym shorts. 

Comment by Mervin97 on February 19, 2020 at 7:50am

Todd later developed a bunion and his career was suddenly over.

Comment by Mervin97 on February 19, 2020 at 7:49am

This is for his balloon badge.

Comment by Mervin97 on February 19, 2020 at 7:47am

Racism is alive and well in America. 

Comment by VomitFlop on February 19, 2020 at 3:05am

Actually, it 'd make more sense if this miraculous achievement was sponsored by Guinness as it would also explain where the inspiration came from

Comment by VomitFlop on February 19, 2020 at 3:01am

"That's some feet! And the World Record is kinda sorta impressive."

Comment by VomitFlop on February 19, 2020 at 2:55am

Everything was going fine until Harold tried stomping on the bowling ball.

Comment by VomitFlop on February 19, 2020 at 2:54am

"Heel...ium?"

Comment by VomitFlop on February 19, 2020 at 2:54am

"Well, that certainly explains why that heroin appeared to be so stepped on."

Comment by VomitFlop on February 19, 2020 at 2:53am

Pop! goes the Weasel.

Comment by Ian on February 19, 2020 at 1:13am

"Where are all the balloons I ordered for my 800th Birthday Party?" Count Dracula whined.

Comment by Ian on February 19, 2020 at 1:08am

"Be careful!  Remember, we put a kitten inside one of them."

Comment by Ian on February 19, 2020 at 1:08am

He also earned a special Bonus Guinness for Fastest Onset of Permanent Total Hearing Loss in Both Ears.

Comment by Ian on February 19, 2020 at 1:06am

"This just in:  Reports of multiple shots fired in the all-purpose room at Sandusky High."

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