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Caption Contest 02-18-2020

Honorable Mentions:

He also earned a special Bonus Guinness for Fastest Onset of Permanent Total Hearing Loss in Both Ears. - Ian

Actually, it 'd make more sense if this miraculous achievement was sponsored by Guinness as it would also explain where the inspiration came from. - VomitFlop

Inside them are labels:

"Dotcom"

"U.S. Housing"

"Enron"

"Bernard L. Madoff Investment Securities LLC"

"South Sea Company"

"Dutch Tulips"

"Fidget Spinners" - Rotwang

Bronze:

Todd later developed a bunion and his career was suddenly over. - Mervin97

Silver:

He's popped a lot of things, but a cherry will never be one of them. - Rosedude

Gold:

In case you were wondering about the record, the only thing James broke that day was a few balloons, a little wind and his mother’s heart. - Scrunt

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Comment by Mike McHuman on March 7, 2020 at 5:52pm

There really isn't anything funny about a lonely guy trying to find meaning in life by crushing balls unless one of the shards from a ball punctures a vein on his foot and he dies in agonizing pain.

Comment by Mike McHuman on February 29, 2020 at 10:00pm

Crushing it with foot ball.

Comment by JJJ23 on February 27, 2020 at 7:50am

He was later disqualified for being on so many poppers.

Comment by Ironweed on February 25, 2020 at 4:32pm

On Gag Me America, Trevor's friend Bobby puts a nail in one of the balloons... Let's watch the hilarity.

Comment by Ironweed on February 25, 2020 at 11:14am

Ironically, it also holds the record for who gives a shit.

Comment by Ironweed on February 25, 2020 at 10:33am

Anne Coulter hosts FOX's new game show, Ball Busters.

Comment by blkbwayne on February 23, 2020 at 7:08pm

The Commissioner of The NFL doing his daily workout 

Comment by Rosedude on February 23, 2020 at 7:58am

He's popped a lot of things, but a cherry will never be one of them.

Comment by MacSpruce on February 21, 2020 at 9:21am

99 Snuffed Balloons

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 20, 2020 at 9:32pm

He also holds the records for, "Never Talking To Girls" and "Quoting Dutch Breakfast Recipes."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 20, 2020 at 9:23pm

On the next, "Who Gives A Fuck!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 20, 2020 at 9:19pm

Who cares about the record.  Barry's feet still stinks!

Comment by MacSpruce on February 19, 2020 at 8:48pm

The trouble with your average Guinness World Record is that it’s for something so utterly inane that it’s too embarrassing to brag about.

Comment by MacSpruce on February 19, 2020 at 8:30pm

Just wait till he gets to the one I blew up with my ass. 

Comment by MacSpruce on February 19, 2020 at 8:27pm

Originally, they were twisted into balloon animal shapes like poodles and giraffes until PETA got wind of it. 

Comment by Scrunt on February 19, 2020 at 5:07pm

“Be vewy, vewy, quiet.  I'm hunting wabbits!”

Comment by Scrunt on February 19, 2020 at 5:06pm

In case you were wondering about the record, the only thing James broke that day was a few balloons, a little wind and his mother’s heart.

Comment by Scrunt on February 19, 2020 at 5:06pm

Hop on Pop

Comment by Scrunt on February 19, 2020 at 5:06pm

“For the fucking last time, you’re not killing unborn black babies you murdering racist idiot!”

Comment by Scrunt on February 19, 2020 at 5:06pm

“Michael, I think your OCD finally has you ballooning out of control!”

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