He also earned a special Bonus Guinness for Fastest Onset of Permanent Total Hearing Loss in Both Ears. - Ian
Actually, it 'd make more sense if this miraculous achievement was sponsored by Guinness as it would also explain where the inspiration came from. - VomitFlop
Inside them are labels:
"Bernard L. Madoff Investment Securities LLC"
"South Sea Company"
"Fidget Spinners" - Rotwang
Todd later developed a bunion and his career was suddenly over. - Mervin97
He's popped a lot of things, but a cherry will never be one of them. - Rosedude
In case you were wondering about the record, the only thing James broke that day was a few balloons, a little wind and his mother’s heart. - Scrunt