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Caption Contest 02-17-2019

Bronze:

Now available from Groupon, it's Groupoff! - Ian

Silver:

Welcome back to the Newly Dead Game. - Iverneil

Gold:

if they serve kool-aid at this event, maybe don't drink it. - mellowpuma

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Comment by Scrunt on February 17, 2019 at 4:33pm

"Make sure you water them regularly or they'll start to wilt.   The flowers too."

Comment by Scrunt on February 17, 2019 at 4:31pm

"Who says combining a beauty and a funeral parlor won't work?"

Comment by Scrunt on February 17, 2019 at 4:28pm

Four Weddings and Four Funerals

Comment by Scrunt on February 17, 2019 at 4:24pm

Death Becomes Hers

Comment by Scrunt on February 17, 2019 at 4:22pm

For some reason, Mattel's Corpse Bride Barbie™ never took off like they were hoping it would.

Comment by Scrunt on February 17, 2019 at 4:19pm

"I can't believe you took them out of their original packaging!  Now these mail order brides are totally fucking worthless!"

Comment by Scrunt on February 17, 2019 at 4:17pm

It really sucks having your quinceañera on Día de Muertos.

Comment by Iverneil on February 17, 2019 at 3:58pm

North Korean farmers providing fertilizer for Kim’s favorite plants.

Comment by Rodney Dean on February 17, 2019 at 11:45am

Rest in plants.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 17, 2019 at 11:36am

They should have switched to Geico!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 17, 2019 at 11:34am

Say goodbye to my little friends.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 17, 2019 at 11:33am

Wake up and smell the roses wasn't an option.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 17, 2019 at 11:27am

The Young and the Rested

Comment by Iverneil on February 17, 2019 at 9:32am

Pro-lifers

Comment by Iverneil on February 17, 2019 at 9:26am

Formaldehyde and seek

Comment by Mervin97 on February 17, 2019 at 5:23am

"Death is like a box of chocolates you never know what your going to get...that will kill you."

Comment by KariGrant on February 17, 2019 at 1:52am

Pimp My Died.

Comment by KariGrant on February 17, 2019 at 1:52am

Blooming idiots.

Comment by VomitFlop on February 16, 2019 at 11:05pm

Bed, Sociopaths, Beyond Borders

Comment by VomitFlop on February 16, 2019 at 11:04pm

Right before a magician saws them all in half.

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