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Caption Contest 02-16-2017

Honorable Mentions:

He took these home to his wife and got a Frito-Lay. - KariGrant

Trying to get rid of the bags under his eyes. - RoadKillHairPiece

Junk food is part of a balanced diet. - Rotwang

Special wrapper rapper in the crapper award:

Gonna stack snacks by the sack on dad in Iraq. So back up the Cadillac drop the hatchback and pack snacks till they're falling down your ass crack. As long as there's no terror attack...  - JJJ23


Bronze:

hey india, welcome to the middle class.  sorry about this, but you're going to have to do company parties now.  yeah, in a lot of ways the poverty was better. - mellowpuma

Silver:

Dubai Girl Scouts, in conjunction with 'Habib's Hookahs', triple their sales. - RunSilent RunDeep

Gold:

♪ He's got a ticket Dubai, but she don't care. ♪ - VomitFlop

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Comment by KariGrant on February 17, 2017 at 9:11am

He took these home to his wife and got a Frito-Lay.

Comment by 38chrysler on February 17, 2017 at 9:03am

If I dont win the Trip to Dubai at least I can sit at home and listen to all my arteries harden.

Comment by 38chrysler on February 17, 2017 at 9:02am

I can't wait to get to the Casino and cash in all my Chips.

Comment by Mario!!! on February 17, 2017 at 8:54am

The Bollywood version of Willy Wonka was a little different.

Comment by Mario!!! on February 17, 2017 at 8:53am

When it comes to solving World Hunger, everyone needs to do their part and chip in.

Comment by Mervin97 on February 17, 2017 at 8:37am

"That winning ticket to Dubai has to be in one of these bags."

Comment by Mervin97 on February 17, 2017 at 8:35am

Worst Superbowl commercial ever

Comment by Mervin97 on February 17, 2017 at 8:34am

" I'm so happy Russia took over our country, now I can feed my whole family."

Comment by Iverneil on February 17, 2017 at 8:21am

Deeply in debt but at least he's chipping away at it.

Comment by 38chrysler on February 17, 2017 at 4:36am

Its not easy working for Rosie O'Donnell.

Comment by 38chrysler on February 17, 2017 at 4:31am

That's Nothing..... Back at the Nudist Colony I can tote 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Comment by 38chrysler on February 17, 2017 at 4:27am

Never go shopping when you have the Munchies.

Comment by 38chrysler on February 17, 2017 at 4:26am

Miss...You think a plastic bag would be asking too much?

Comment by 38chrysler on February 17, 2017 at 4:21am

Chips and Dip

Comment by mellowpuma on February 17, 2017 at 2:43am

amercia has hot dog eating contests, india has carrying goods to the american consumer contests.

Comment by mellowpuma on February 17, 2017 at 2:31am

hey india, welcome to the middle class.  sorry about this, but you're going to have to do company parties now.  yeah, in  a lot of ways the poverty was better.

Comment by mellowpuma on February 17, 2017 at 2:18am

Iran's hot new game show: "how many bags of chips can your children balance on your face."

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