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Caption Contest 02-16-2017

Honorable Mentions:

He took these home to his wife and got a Frito-Lay. - KariGrant

Trying to get rid of the bags under his eyes. - RoadKillHairPiece

Junk food is part of a balanced diet. - Rotwang

Special wrapper rapper in the crapper award:

Gonna stack snacks by the sack on dad in Iraq. So back up the Cadillac drop the hatchback and pack snacks till they're falling down your ass crack. As long as there's no terror attack...  - JJJ23


Bronze:

hey india, welcome to the middle class.  sorry about this, but you're going to have to do company parties now.  yeah, in a lot of ways the poverty was better. - mellowpuma

Silver:

Dubai Girl Scouts, in conjunction with 'Habib's Hookahs', triple their sales. - RunSilent RunDeep

Gold:

♪ He's got a ticket Dubai, but she don't care. ♪ - VomitFlop

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Comment by Hugh Jassole on February 24, 2017 at 11:30pm

72 bags for 72 virgins.

Comment by Hugh Jassole on February 24, 2017 at 11:29pm

"I'm gonna need this to feed all those virgins......."

Comment by JJJ23 on February 24, 2017 at 6:52pm

Gonna stack snacks by the sack on dad in Iraq. So back up the Cadillac drop the hatchback and pack snacks till they're falling down your ass crack. As long as there's no terror attack... 

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on February 23, 2017 at 3:31pm

All contestants receive a year's supply of 'Falafel-Roni- The Dubai Treat!'

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on February 23, 2017 at 3:16pm

Dubai Girl Scouts, in conjunction with 'Habib's Hookahs', triple their sales.

Comment by Iverneil on February 20, 2017 at 6:55pm

Watch all the high jinx in "The Road  to Dubai".

Comment by mellowpuma on February 19, 2017 at 6:11am

come to dubai, meet off brand batman, eat slap chips, be juged by a hipster, resign yourself to your children's stacking ability.

Comment by JJJ23 on February 18, 2017 at 9:32pm

Parenting: It's a thing you could do!

Comment by Iverneil on February 18, 2017 at 4:42pm

And that is how the most wanted terrorist in the world escaped

Comment by Scrunt on February 18, 2017 at 4:03pm

"What the fuck do you mean it's a bus ticket?!"

Comment by Scrunt on February 18, 2017 at 4:02pm

The recent legalization of marijuana in California brought with it an unexpected economic boom for the state's munchie providing convenience stores.

Comment by Scrunt on February 18, 2017 at 3:56pm

In Bangladesh, many of the people took the idea of being all that and a bag of chips a little too literally.

Comment by Scrunt on February 18, 2017 at 10:55am

Don't you hate it when you go to Costco just to buy a shirt and you end up coming home with more food than you could ever eat in an entire year?

Comment by Scrunt on February 18, 2017 at 10:55am

For Abdul, winning that trip to Dubai was just a chip shot away.

Comment by Scrunt on February 18, 2017 at 10:49am

"I don't get it.  Why would anyone want to win a rocket to Dubai?  That doesn't make any sense."

Comment by Scrunt on February 18, 2017 at 10:43am

"For the love of Allah, just pick one already, my arms are getting tired!"

Comment by Scrunt on February 18, 2017 at 10:42am

"All right, listen. Don't any of you do that again. I will shut that shit down, no exceptions. First one's free. It's an emotional moment, I get it."

Comment by Scrunt on February 18, 2017 at 10:39am

"Bags of air for sale!  Clean smelling non-polluted bags of air for sale!"

Comment by MacSpruce on February 18, 2017 at 9:38am

Doggone it, daddy. The list I gave you was for a big load of sulfur, sodium, carbon and potassium –– S Na C K. 

Comment by MacSpruce on February 18, 2017 at 9:30am

In the end it would have cost less to buy the damn ticket.

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