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Caption Contest 02-14-2019

Bronze:

"I can finally afford a bigger chef knife." - Mervin97

Silver:

"I know what you won last summer." - Ian

Gold:

He was later slammed on the internet for appearing in whiteface. - Mario!!!

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Comment by mellowpuma on March 2, 2019 at 5:25am

how many more signatures till i get to kill drew barrymore?

Comment by JJJ23 on February 20, 2019 at 5:50pm

Hey, Skeet Ulrich, you don't need the mask, everyone's forgotten who you are.

Comment by JJJ23 on February 19, 2019 at 9:26am

What's all these taxes! Thanks Obama...wait.

Comment by Iverneil on February 16, 2019 at 4:16pm

Lenny was so cheap, when he won the lottery, he hid his face because he owed a friend $20

Comment by Iverneil on February 16, 2019 at 4:00pm

Most people didn’t realize that was his real face.

Comment by Rosedude on February 15, 2019 at 6:32am

Not so lucky after all, he won the lottery and immediately dropped dead.

Comment by Scrunt on February 14, 2019 at 5:17pm

“All this because I matched 3 numbers and won $20?  It seems a little overkill if you ask me, and I would know!”

Comment by Scrunt on February 14, 2019 at 5:17pm

I didn’t know that Michael Jackson once won the lottery.

Comment by Scrunt on February 14, 2019 at 5:17pm

“Ironically, I’m dressed like this to hide my identity and make sure I’m not murdered by my family for the inheritance.”

Comment by Scrunt on February 14, 2019 at 5:16pm

“Do you mind if I forgo the pen and sign it in blood?”

Comment by Scrunt on February 14, 2019 at 5:16pm

You’d scream too once you saw how much you had to pay in taxes after winning the Lottery.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 14, 2019 at 3:36pm

National Signing Day for the freshman class at the Witness Protection Program.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 14, 2019 at 3:33pm

President Trump reluctantly signs the border bill.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 14, 2019 at 3:27pm

I'd hide my face, too, if I won a case of Spam a month for life!

Comment by mellowpuma on February 14, 2019 at 3:12pm

when lotto meets van goh

Comment by mellowpuma on February 14, 2019 at 3:09pm

he won the power dali

Comment by 38chrysler on February 14, 2019 at 11:55am

Good News!... You are now a Millionaire     Bad News... It's in Venezuelan Bolivars and you can only buy 3 rolls of toilet paper.

Comment by JJJ23 on February 14, 2019 at 9:25am

You're the next Drew Barry, and I want more.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on February 14, 2019 at 9:16am

In cursive?

Comment by KariGrant on February 14, 2019 at 8:55am

Quit screaming and just sign the damn thing.

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