"I can finally afford a bigger chef knife." - Mervin97
"I know what you won last summer." - Ian
He was later slammed on the internet for appearing in whiteface. - Mario!!!
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how many more signatures till i get to kill drew barrymore?
Hey, Skeet Ulrich, you don't need the mask, everyone's forgotten who you are.
What's all these taxes! Thanks Obama...wait.
Lenny was so cheap, when he won the lottery, he hid his face because he owed a friend $20
Most people didn’t realize that was his real face.
Not so lucky after all, he won the lottery and immediately dropped dead.
“All this because I matched 3 numbers and won $20? It seems a little overkill if you ask me, and I would know!”
I didn’t know that Michael Jackson once won the lottery.
“Ironically, I’m dressed like this to hide my identity and make sure I’m not murdered by my family for the inheritance.”
“Do you mind if I forgo the pen and sign it in blood?”
You’d scream too once you saw how much you had to pay in taxes after winning the Lottery.
National Signing Day for the freshman class at the Witness Protection Program.
President Trump reluctantly signs the border bill.
I'd hide my face, too, if I won a case of Spam a month for life!
when lotto meets van goh
he won the power dali
Good News!... You are now a Millionaire Bad News... It's in Venezuelan Bolivars and you can only buy 3 rolls of toilet paper.
You're the next Drew Barry, and I want more.
Quit screaming and just sign the damn thing.
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