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Caption Contest 02-13-2018

Special Hard Day At The Office Awards:

“Damn it Perkins, if we wanted a table dance, we’d have held this meeting at the strip club by the airport!” - Scrunt

"Mr Kinney! If you can't ignore your Fitbit for five minutes we're going to have to let you go." - Ian

Will someone please explain to Jenkins how to table a motion? - MacSpruce

Bronze:

These boots are made for walking to the unemployment office. - JJJ23

Silver:

The House Inappropriation Committee. - Rotwang

Gold:

and they said he wouldn't use his degree in interpretive dance. - mellowpuma

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Comment by mellowpuma on February 14, 2018 at 4:34am

skyler performs the ghost dance, and thus begins his trail of tears.  and tweets.  also tweets.

Comment by mellowpuma on February 14, 2018 at 4:30am

from now on we shall call you "dances with laminates"

Comment by MacSpruce on February 13, 2018 at 9:56pm

Will someone please explain to Jenkins how to table a motion?

Comment by JJJ23 on February 13, 2018 at 9:07pm

These boots are made for walking to the unemployment office.

Comment by KariGrant on February 13, 2018 at 8:51pm

Worst "Hunka hunka Burnin Love" impression EVER.

Comment by KariGrant on February 13, 2018 at 8:46pm

Proof positive that popularity of Riverdance is waning.

Comment by JJJ23 on February 13, 2018 at 7:41pm

Hey man, movie references don't work when no one saw the movie! (The Square)

Comment by Ian on February 13, 2018 at 7:28pm

"Mr Kinney!  If you can't ignore your Fitbit for five minutes we're going to have to let you go."

Comment by Ian on February 13, 2018 at 7:25pm

"Did they consider you an idea man when they promoted you from the mail room?"

Comment by Whiz Kid on February 13, 2018 at 7:20pm

The first internet video is the classic office worker who walks in a straight line for ten days.

Comment by Whiz Kid on February 13, 2018 at 6:40pm

Ben Dover just rhymed with Red Rover and he was first pick every time

Comment by Whiz Kid on February 13, 2018 at 6:33pm

Dance Dance Revolution is the only skill I'll ever need, Mom.....

Comment by Scrunt on February 13, 2018 at 5:05pm

“Sir, the West Side Story auditions are being held in a different hotel conference room.”

Comment by Scrunt on February 13, 2018 at 5:05pm

Office Space Case

Comment by Scrunt on February 13, 2018 at 5:05pm

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

Comment by Scrunt on February 13, 2018 at 5:05pm

“Damn it Perkins, if we wanted a table dance, we’d have held this meeting at the strip club by the airport!”

Comment by Scrunt on February 13, 2018 at 5:04pm

Don’t you just hate it when you try to do a flash mob and no one else shows up?

Comment by Scrunt on February 13, 2018 at 5:04pm

“Be vewy vewy quiet, I’m hunting wabbits.”

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 13, 2018 at 1:41pm

The board accepted Phillip's resignation on the grounds that he was a complete loon.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 13, 2018 at 1:39pm

"Asshole, table for one!"

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