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Caption Contest 02-13-2018

Special Hard Day At The Office Awards:

“Damn it Perkins, if we wanted a table dance, we’d have held this meeting at the strip club by the airport!” - Scrunt

"Mr Kinney! If you can't ignore your Fitbit for five minutes we're going to have to let you go." - Ian

Will someone please explain to Jenkins how to table a motion? - MacSpruce

Bronze:

These boots are made for walking to the unemployment office. - JJJ23

Silver:

The House Inappropriation Committee. - Rotwang

Gold:

and they said he wouldn't use his degree in interpretive dance. - mellowpuma

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Comment by JJJ23 on February 19, 2018 at 9:16pm

Come'on man, even Joe Paterno had the decency to drop dead.

Comment by Whiz Kid on February 15, 2018 at 8:10pm

Short people get a shortcut lane - jack handey

Comment by Whiz Kid on February 15, 2018 at 6:48pm

Pro tour tennis ball runners first crunched behind moving shrubs and some corporate theft

Comment by Iverneil on February 15, 2018 at 5:49pm

The whole interview thing was a big joke, everyone knew the owners nephew was a total “shoe in” for the position.

Comment by Iverneil on February 15, 2018 at 8:19am

Upon returning from a recent acquisition in the Dominican Republic, Anthony caught a bout of Merengue fever.

Comment by Iverneil on February 15, 2018 at 8:12am

Chairman of the bored.

Comment by Iverneil on February 15, 2018 at 7:53am

Desko dancing

Comment by mellowpuma on February 15, 2018 at 2:31am

larry nassar, the us gymnastics team pervert medic, caused the president of michigan state university to resign, so this guy is protesting  i guess.  so he wants the evil dean back?  has he ever seen a college movie?

Comment by mellowpuma on February 15, 2018 at 12:43am

there is no greater secret to keep than the love of clog dancing, and no greater relief than the day that secret sees the light of day. 

Comment by mellowpuma on February 15, 2018 at 12:34am

rebel without a clog

Comment by Ian on February 14, 2018 at 11:54pm

Who's coming with me? Who's coming with me? Who's coming with me?! Who's coming with me?"

Comment by Ian on February 14, 2018 at 11:51pm

"Somebody explain to him the difference between a conference call and being called up to All-Conference."

Comment by Ian on February 14, 2018 at 11:48pm

"Don't, don't, don't, don't continue this please.  I'm pretty sure none of us are going to forget about you for some time."

Comment by Rotwang on February 14, 2018 at 6:29pm

The House Inappropriation Committee. 

Comment by Rotwang on February 14, 2018 at 6:26pm

No- this is not a fasion show ramp, Mr. Prime Minister of the Banana Republic. 

Comment by mellowpuma on February 14, 2018 at 3:39pm

the ministry of silly walks conducts experiments to "make america gait again"

Comment by mellowpuma on February 14, 2018 at 3:34pm

he's an exchange student, in a few weeks he'll have to go back to the 90's.

Comment by KariGrant on February 14, 2018 at 10:11am

So then the Chairman says, "Mr. Dover, please get off the table. Mr. Dover. Mr.-- BEN DOVER please get down!" And so he did. He got down and boogied!!

Comment by mellowpuma on February 14, 2018 at 4:48am

s'cuse me, john cusack called, he wants his everything back.

Comment by mellowpuma on February 14, 2018 at 4:41am

and they said he wouldn't use his degree in interpretive dance.

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