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I've come a long way just to get a good look at Uranus...
it kinda feels like musk lost a bet. and somewhere, bezos is chuckling maniacally.
To become a star you need to get in the car
Red Bull Space bungee jumper says landing on Seattle space needle was like heroin
Ironically the FM reception sucks out here.
"I know where a Starbucks drive thru is needed."
"Mr Musk, your neighbor has been missing for 3 days, lets just say your a person of interest."
Am I being detained?
Now they'll really never find Jimmy Hoffa's body.
"Damn, I should have bought a Saturn!"
"What the fuck do you mean my triple A membership doesn't cover space? Then what am I paying you guys $50 a year for?"
And that was the last time I ever used Garmin.
Syfy Channel's version of Knight Rider was a little different.
"When they said driving the new Tesla Roadster was an out of this world experience, they weren't fucking kidding!"
Just wait till he gets to Mars and finds there isn't a single plug-in anywhere...
Oh Crap... we left the top down and now it looks like we will have meteor showers today
"Ground control to Minnie Driver..."
"Houston, we have a problem with a drunk driver!"
For Sale: 2018 Tesla
Only driven to the Moon once. Make offer!
I say, I say, I say a Comet is the only thing I'd drive to Mars!
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