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becoming a sentient flame thrower in a videogame has gone to elon musk's head.
The final front seat.
Dan did you finish the Peters account? Dan? DAN!!!
Dontcha wanna me to wake up?
Kids! Earth, Parliament...... kids...Earth, Parliament...
Dude, your left turn signal has been on for MILES...
Gas or asteroid, nobody rides for free
It's good to Super Dave Osborne working again.
We like the cars...the cars that go "boom".
Open the garage door, Hal.
"What? Haven't you ever seen an illegal alien get deported from America before?"
"Oh Magoo, you've done it again!"
LOOK OUT ROADSTER THERE'S A SPACE CORVETTE RIGHT BEHIND Y- oh wait, nevermind, it broke down.
You think it's funny but when he spins at just the right angle to the Yucatan Peninsula, he'll fire turbocharger.
The North Koreans thought our missile deflection system was just a joke.
Jesus! he's eating a tide pod!
They could have just fed some homeless veterans instead of shooting a Tesla into space
I hope it doesn't crash into North Korea.
He's beeping at the Space station.
"Unfortunately, the new NASACAR track is also one long, boring right turn."
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