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"Unfortunately, the new NASACAR track is also one long, boring right turn."
"Yeah, but I'm sayin', that TruCoat, you don't get it and you get oxidization problems. It'll cost you a heck of lot more'n five hundred--"
"Fasten your seat-belts kids! Kids?"
"Everybody remember where we parked."
Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?
how was this not part of the superbowl halftime show?
aliens took this as a signal that the earth had become silly as fuck, and as such, was ripe for invasion
it makes more sense than most of what the president says.
oh, you wanted me to park the car in harvard yard. hmm, i heard heaven's stars. my bad.
white maniquins drive through space like this, e oo ee oo. but the brother maniquins, they be like, bea be boo ... bea do doo.
he coulda had a v8.
is this from that last transformers movie that nobody saw?
Neil Armstrong felt Space Jam's BJ Armstrong played it better than he ever could
i guess he should have asked Dr. M Puma ... IN SPAAAACE!
tell me we put the all weather radials on!
aliens be like whaaa?
....and it gets 1,285,074 Miles Per Gallon.... Your Mileage may vary and will be less in Cities.
For such a little car it sure has a lot of Space.
Boy I bet that took a lot of teslacules....
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