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Caption Contest 02-09-2020

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Comment by Scrunt on Friday

"Hey there, beautiful, what's your sign?  I'm a cancer myself."

Comment by VomitFlop on February 12, 2020 at 6:46pm

"You mean, I get this medal just for participating in a caption contest? That's amazing!"

Comment by 38chrysler on February 12, 2020 at 5:43pm

Is that a microphone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Comment by Iverneil on February 12, 2020 at 5:06pm
Get your hands off me you slut.
Comment by mellowpuma on February 12, 2020 at 5:53am

next year they give dennis miller the navy cross.

Comment by mellowpuma on February 12, 2020 at 5:28am

you copied morton downey jr. like no one has ever copied him, here's a medal. 

Comment by mellowpuma on February 12, 2020 at 1:16am

a medal for embodying white male rage.  i've lived to see it all.

Comment by mellowpuma on February 12, 2020 at 12:46am

brown baby jails, check.  russian everything everywhere, check.  rapeish supreme court justice, check.  using executive privilege to destroy checks and balances, check.  worst human being gets medal, check.

Comment by mellowpuma on February 12, 2020 at 12:33am

this is for making fun of black kids with their waistbands real low.

Comment by mellowpuma on February 12, 2020 at 12:04am

this is for making so many americans hate each other.  you've done more of that than any of us could ever hope to do.

Comment by MacSpruce on February 11, 2020 at 7:19pm

Enjoy the accolade, asshole. You’re still gonna die.

Comment by MacSpruce on February 11, 2020 at 7:15pm

Thanks for your service, Rush, but there’s a new most dangerous man in America now. And most deranged, too!

Comment by MacSpruce on February 11, 2020 at 7:13pm

“Damn!” thought Rush, “Melania just inches away and me without my smuggled Viagra.”

Comment by MacSpruce on February 11, 2020 at 7:12pm

Melania is just so perfect as a game show host’s assistant.

Comment by MacSpruce on February 11, 2020 at 7:12pm

The State of Buffoonians

Comment by MacSpruce on February 11, 2020 at 7:11pm

There’s a Big Fat Idiot award now?

Comment by MacSpruce on February 11, 2020 at 7:11pm

The Presidential Medal of Freedom to Foul the Airwaves with Bigoted Nonsensical Crap

Comment by MacSpruce on February 11, 2020 at 7:10pm

He also received a gift basket of deplorables. 

Comment by MacSpruce on February 11, 2020 at 7:09pm

That low, rumbling sound you hear is the previous medal winners turning over in their graves.

Comment by JJJ23 on February 11, 2020 at 8:01am

I bestow this honor upon you which is reserved only for the bravest, most heroic service people who've risked their lives to protect their countrymen, and of course, the fattest of drug addicted blow hard propagandists.

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