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"Hey there, beautiful, what's your sign? I'm a cancer myself."
"You mean, I get this medal just for participating in a caption contest? That's amazing!"
Is that a microphone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
next year they give dennis miller the navy cross.
you copied morton downey jr. like no one has ever copied him, here's a medal.
a medal for embodying white male rage. i've lived to see it all.
brown baby jails, check. russian everything everywhere, check. rapeish supreme court justice, check. using executive privilege to destroy checks and balances, check. worst human being gets medal, check.
this is for making fun of black kids with their waistbands real low.
this is for making so many americans hate each other. you've done more of that than any of us could ever hope to do.
Enjoy the accolade, asshole. You’re still gonna die.
Thanks for your service, Rush, but there’s a new most dangerous man in America now. And most deranged, too!
“Damn!” thought Rush, “Melania just inches away and me without my smuggled Viagra.”
Melania is just so perfect as a game show host’s assistant.
The State of Buffoonians
There’s a Big Fat Idiot award now?
The Presidential Medal of Freedom to Foul the Airwaves with Bigoted Nonsensical Crap
He also received a gift basket of deplorables.
That low, rumbling sound you hear is the previous medal winners turning over in their graves.
I bestow this honor upon you which is reserved only for the bravest, most heroic service people who've risked their lives to protect their countrymen, and of course, the fattest of drug addicted blow hard propagandists.
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