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Caption Contest 02-09-2020

Honorable Mentions:

"I can't believe the President is being so Liberal with giving out these awards." - Mario!!!

Can Trump pardon me from hell? - JJJ23

“If this doesn’t finally kill Jimmy Carter, nothing will!” - Scrunt

Bronze:

He also received a gift basket of deplorables. - MacSpruce

Silver:

next year they give dennis miller the navy cross. - mellowpuma

Gold:

The medal is nice but I'd rather have a threesome. - Mike McHuman

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Comment by Rosedude on March 2, 2020 at 3:30pm

"I'm a little hard of hearing.  Did you say Medal of Threesome?"

Comment by Mike McHuman on February 29, 2020 at 5:10pm

Wait a moment while I pin this through your heart. Oh, that's right. You don't have one.

Comment by Mike McHuman on February 29, 2020 at 5:08pm

The medal is nice but I'd rather have a threesome.

Comment by JJJ23 on February 27, 2020 at 7:39am

You remind me of a girl I paid for in Bratislava, or, excuse me, Madame First Lady, you remind me of a girl I paid for in Bratislava.

For sex.

Comment by Ironweed on February 25, 2020 at 11:32am

Melania gives the producer of Pink Floyd's The Wall a lifetime achievement award.

Comment by Ironweed on February 25, 2020 at 10:42am

And the Good Doobie lifetime achievement award goes to...

Comment by Scrunt on February 13, 2020 at 9:50pm

"Hey there, beautiful, what's your sign?  I'm a cancer myself."

Comment by VomitFlop on February 12, 2020 at 6:46pm

"You mean, I get this medal just for participating in a caption contest? That's amazing!"

Comment by 38chrysler on February 12, 2020 at 5:43pm

Is that a microphone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Comment by Iverneil on February 12, 2020 at 5:06pm
Get your hands off me you slut.
Comment by mellowpuma on February 12, 2020 at 5:53am

next year they give dennis miller the navy cross.

Comment by mellowpuma on February 12, 2020 at 5:28am

you copied morton downey jr. like no one has ever copied him, here's a medal. 

Comment by mellowpuma on February 12, 2020 at 1:16am

a medal for embodying white male rage.  i've lived to see it all.

Comment by mellowpuma on February 12, 2020 at 12:46am

brown baby jails, check.  russian everything everywhere, check.  rapeish supreme court justice, check.  using executive privilege to destroy checks and balances, check.  worst human being gets medal, check.

Comment by mellowpuma on February 12, 2020 at 12:33am

this is for making fun of black kids with their waistbands real low.

Comment by mellowpuma on February 12, 2020 at 12:04am

this is for making so many americans hate each other.  you've done more of that than any of us could ever hope to do.

Comment by MacSpruce on February 11, 2020 at 7:19pm

Enjoy the accolade, asshole. You’re still gonna die.

Comment by MacSpruce on February 11, 2020 at 7:15pm

Thanks for your service, Rush, but there’s a new most dangerous man in America now. And most deranged, too!

Comment by MacSpruce on February 11, 2020 at 7:13pm

“Damn!” thought Rush, “Melania just inches away and me without my smuggled Viagra.”

Comment by MacSpruce on February 11, 2020 at 7:12pm

Melania is just so perfect as a game show host’s assistant.

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