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Caption Contest 02-09-2017

Honorable Mentions:

I may not understand lesbian wedding ceremonies, but I still support their right to have them. - Mario!!!

blacklights in hotel rooms are even more gross - Whiz Kid

Researching dysentery in migrating birds. - RoadKillHairPiece

The ADA's National 5K Run finishes with the traditional rinse & spit. - RunSilent RunDeep


Bronze:

Man, they told me it would be really hard to get into porn but I didn't expect a test like this. - Rotwang

Silver:

"A Diet Coke truck has just crashed into the Mentos factory.  It's a terrific crash, ladies and gentlemen.  It's foaming, and it's exploding now.  Ah!  It's... it... it's a... ah!  I... I can't talk, ladies and gentlemen.  Oh, the humanity!" - Scrunt

Gold:

President Trump Thwarts Attack of Fifty Foot Woman With One Firm Grab - Ian

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Comment by Mervin97 on February 10, 2017 at 5:06am

We get it Kellyanne your super women, you got Trump elected and you can squirt like the 50 foot women.

Comment by MacSpruce on February 10, 2017 at 4:40am

The first cocaine fall of the season is always a joyous event.

Comment by mellowpuma on February 10, 2017 at 3:27am

puss diver, move that puss!

Comment by mellowpuma on February 10, 2017 at 3:15am

after dive 10 year for russia, they put boobs back on with drugs.  now i judge.  see how the boobs make the splash?  5 point deduct.

Comment by mellowpuma on February 10, 2017 at 3:10am

i'm sorry mr. gallager, the prop comics commission is going to have to pull your license.  that grapefruit wouldn't even reach the third row, and the hangtime?  atrocious!

Comment by mellowpuma on February 10, 2017 at 3:08am

i'm sorry, i know how passionate you are about this, and you're more than qualified.  .... it's just that, if you want to judge lady's diving, you'll have to become a lady, mr jenner.  (montage theme music starts)

Comment by mellowpuma on February 10, 2017 at 3:02am

blondes have more foam

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