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Caption Contest 02-09-2017

Honorable Mentions:

I may not understand lesbian wedding ceremonies, but I still support their right to have them. - Mario!!!

blacklights in hotel rooms are even more gross - Whiz Kid

Researching dysentery in migrating birds. - RoadKillHairPiece

The ADA's National 5K Run finishes with the traditional rinse & spit. - RunSilent RunDeep


Bronze:

Man, they told me it would be really hard to get into porn but I didn't expect a test like this. - Rotwang

Silver:

"A Diet Coke truck has just crashed into the Mentos factory.  It's a terrific crash, ladies and gentlemen.  It's foaming, and it's exploding now.  Ah!  It's... it... it's a... ah!  I... I can't talk, ladies and gentlemen.  Oh, the humanity!" - Scrunt

Gold:

President Trump Thwarts Attack of Fifty Foot Woman With One Firm Grab - Ian

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Comment by MacSpruce on February 18, 2017 at 8:33am

FLAKE NEWS !

Comment by MacSpruce on February 18, 2017 at 8:32am

When they're not dancing at Radio City Music Hall, some of the girls moonlight as Rockette scientists.

Comment by Rotwang on February 14, 2017 at 8:05am

Man, they told me it would be really hard to get into porn but I didn't expect a test like this.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on February 13, 2017 at 3:42pm

The Dixie Chicks: Reloaded

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on February 13, 2017 at 3:40pm

Women who get the vapors from being splashed by buses... On the next Fitzhugh.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on February 13, 2017 at 3:38pm

German Amatuer Porn... It's Spot on!

Comment by 38chrysler on February 13, 2017 at 7:14am

Never stand too close to a Muslim Woman carrying a Cake.

Comment by Iverneil on February 13, 2017 at 6:09am

Who you gonna call?? Fuzzbusters!!

Comment by Hugh Jassole on February 12, 2017 at 9:04pm

"You were right, Agnes. Building a meth lab on top of an active geyser was a bad idea." 

Comment by mellowpuma on February 12, 2017 at 12:30pm

extreme makeover: foam edition

Comment by Iverneil on February 12, 2017 at 9:08am

MADD (Mothers against dew drops)

Comment by KariGrant on February 11, 2017 at 8:10pm

After the shotgun wedding, the bride's maids put on their protective gear for the shotgun honeymoon.

Comment by Ian on February 11, 2017 at 7:06pm

President Trump Thwarts Attack of Fifty Foot Woman With One Firm Grab

Comment by Iverneil on February 11, 2017 at 5:31pm

Responding to reports that Mars needs women, some that arrived at the designated pick up zone realized how selective those Martians really were.

Comment by mellowpuma on February 11, 2017 at 4:45pm

women judging sports?  i thought the whole point of sports was to escape the judgement of women.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on February 11, 2017 at 10:52am

Coxswains gather their talents together to improve stroke and distance.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on February 11, 2017 at 10:47am

Soccer mom practice, with a new twist!

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on February 11, 2017 at 10:46am

Unfortunately, the 'Spit if You Love Jesus' sign was out, as the 1st Pentecostal Church's 'Speaking in Tongues Brigade' bus was passing by.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on February 11, 2017 at 10:41am

Somehow, Paul Hardcastle's '19' fits in here nicely.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on February 11, 2017 at 10:38am

Teaching Your Man to Come on Demand... On the next Maury.

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