I may not understand lesbian wedding ceremonies, but I still support their right to have them. - Mario!!!
blacklights in hotel rooms are even more gross - Whiz Kid
Researching dysentery in migrating birds. - RoadKillHairPiece
The ADA's National 5K Run finishes with the traditional rinse & spit. - RunSilent RunDeep
Man, they told me it would be really hard to get into porn but I didn't expect a test like this. - Rotwang
"A Diet Coke truck has just crashed into the Mentos factory. It's a terrific crash, ladies and gentlemen. It's foaming, and it's exploding now. Ah! It's... it... it's a... ah! I... I can't talk, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, the humanity!" - Scrunt
President Trump Thwarts Attack of Fifty Foot Woman With One Firm Grab - Ian