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Caption Contest 02-09-2017

Honorable Mentions:

I may not understand lesbian wedding ceremonies, but I still support their right to have them. - Mario!!!

blacklights in hotel rooms are even more gross - Whiz Kid

Researching dysentery in migrating birds. - RoadKillHairPiece

The ADA's National 5K Run finishes with the traditional rinse & spit. - RunSilent RunDeep


Bronze:

Man, they told me it would be really hard to get into porn but I didn't expect a test like this. - Rotwang

Silver:

"A Diet Coke truck has just crashed into the Mentos factory.  It's a terrific crash, ladies and gentlemen.  It's foaming, and it's exploding now.  Ah!  It's... it... it's a... ah!  I... I can't talk, ladies and gentlemen.  Oh, the humanity!" - Scrunt

Gold:

President Trump Thwarts Attack of Fifty Foot Woman With One Firm Grab - Ian

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Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on February 11, 2017 at 10:38am

Tracy & Iva Chubby are serious about their men's time management in the bedroom.

Comment by JJJ23 on February 11, 2017 at 10:28am

When did eating pussy become an olympic event?

Comment by Hugh Jassole on February 11, 2017 at 10:05am

Their pet poodle ran straight into that airplane propeller. Bitch never new what hit her.

Comment by mellowpuma on February 11, 2017 at 6:29am

wilt chamberland, eager to up his numbers, resorts to crop dusting crowds of women.

Comment by mellowpuma on February 11, 2017 at 6:25am

levitating street magicians, every so often, will spontaneously combust into milk droplets, if watched closely by 3 or more judgmental women.

Comment by Scrunt on February 10, 2017 at 10:49pm

"Well I'll be, he really did have explosive diarrhea."

Comment by Scrunt on February 10, 2017 at 10:43pm

"A Diet Coke truck has just crashed into the Mentos factory.  It's a terrific crash, ladies and gentlemen.  It's foaming, and it's exploding now.  Ah!  It's... it... it's a... ah!  I... I can't talk, ladies and gentlemen.  Oh, the humanity!"

Comment by Scrunt on February 10, 2017 at 10:37pm

"See, I told you if you pumped that tap one more time the keg would explode."

Comment by Scrunt on February 10, 2017 at 6:43pm

"We're gonna need bigger goggles...  and a raincoat...  and some galoshes...  and an umbrella...  and a fucking raise!"

Comment by Scrunt on February 10, 2017 at 6:41pm

"How many sperm whale licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?  Let's find out.  A one, a...  Looks like it just takes the one."

Comment by Scrunt on February 10, 2017 at 6:40pm

Lesbians are frequently called upon to judge circle jerk contests because they are inherently impartial.

Comment by Scrunt on February 10, 2017 at 6:32pm

Dolphin races may not be legal but they sure are fun.

Comment by Scrunt on February 10, 2017 at 6:30pm

There's got to be a better way to get women wet.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 10, 2017 at 6:28pm

Shower the people in love with each other...

Comment by Scrunt on February 10, 2017 at 6:28pm

"Thar she blows!  Thar she swallo--  No!  No!  Thar she spits!  Thar she spits!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 10, 2017 at 6:27pm

Time to count the sperm.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 10, 2017 at 6:16pm

Fifty Shades of WTF

Comment by Iverneil on February 10, 2017 at 4:33pm

Scuse me but, are those Bugle Boys?

Comment by VomitFlop on February 10, 2017 at 3:29pm

Within seconds, the mysterious virus would tear the city a brand new arsehole.

Comment by VomitFlop on February 10, 2017 at 3:24pm

Skeet shooters.

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