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Dell Monte Bananas.
Sometimes I feel like I'm frittering my whole life away on the internet.
"Dave, I don't think this is what they mean when they say bananas are a super food."
"I just upgraded its memory to 5 gigs of bananaRAMa."
Curious George Enters a Science Fair
"Bob, when I said you needed to produce a smarter computer, this isn't what I meant."
You laugh, but it's beaten IBM's Watson five games in a row.
"Intel? No, my laptop uses the computing power of banana chips."
Monkeys not included.
Orange you glad the blackberry is so outdated?
The Breakfast Club
This unrealistic moment has been brought to you by, "Fruit of the Loom."
After the porn movie was over, the bananas split.
The Job did have a lot of apeeling benefits.
That's the first time I've seen a Banana probed by someone... usually it's the other way around.
Even after several Line-Ups and Lie Detector Tests the Cops weren't able to positively identify the perp in the sexual assault case.
"That sounds more like a job for Spiderman. Please hold, we'll try to connect you..."
"All they do is search for pictures of trees from back home years ago."
Recently revealed as the actual screenwriters of "No Country For Old Men".
"They make my computer a sexual tyrannosaur."
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