Caption Contest 02-08-2019

Honorable Mentions:

"I just upgraded its memory to 5 gigs of bananaRAMa." - Scrunt

Sometimes I feel like I'm frittering my whole life away on the internet. - KariGrant

Special Electrical Banana Award:

The 1968 bit Donovan. - RunSilent RunDeep

Bronze:

That's the first time I've seen a Banana probed by someone... usually it's the other way around. - 38chrysler

Silver:

Chiquitamate - VomitFlop

Gold (Harry Belafonte Edition):

... daylight come and me wan go homepage

one pawn two pawn three pawn, rook!

... daylight come and me wan go homepage - mellowpuma

Comment

Comment by KariGrant on February 9, 2019 at 8:16pm: Sometimes I feel like I'm frittering my whole life away on the internet.

Comment by Scrunt on February 9, 2019 at 6:23pm: "Dave, I don't think this is what they mean when they say bananas are a super food."

Comment by Scrunt on February 9, 2019 at 5:50pm: "I just upgraded its memory to 5 gigs of bananaRAMa."

Comment by Scrunt on February 9, 2019 at 4:34pm: Curious George Enters a Science Fair

Comment by Scrunt on February 9, 2019 at 4:28pm: "Bob, when I said you needed to produce a smarter computer, this isn't what I meant."

Comment by Scrunt on February 9, 2019 at 4:27pm: You laugh, but it's beaten IBM's Watson five games in a row.

Comment by Scrunt on February 9, 2019 at 4:23pm: "Intel? No, my laptop uses the computing power of banana chips."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 9, 2019 at 8:36am: Monkeys not included.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 9, 2019 at 8:34am: Orange you glad the blackberry is so outdated?

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 9, 2019 at 8:28am: This unrealistic moment has been brought to you by, "Fruit of the Loom."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 9, 2019 at 8:25am: After the porn movie was over, the bananas split.

Comment by 38chrysler on February 9, 2019 at 7:16am: The Job did have a lot of apeeling benefits.

Comment by 38chrysler on February 9, 2019 at 7:15am: That's the first time I've seen a Banana probed by someone... usually it's the other way around.

Comment by 38chrysler on February 9, 2019 at 7:13am: Even after several Line-Ups and Lie Detector Tests the Cops weren't able to positively identify the perp in the sexual assault case.

Comment by Ian on February 9, 2019 at 1:54am: "That sounds more like a job for Spiderman. Please hold, we'll try to connect you..."

Comment by Ian on February 9, 2019 at 1:49am: "All they do is search for pictures of trees from back home years ago."

Comment by Ian on February 9, 2019 at 1:48am: Recently revealed as the actual screenwriters of "No Country For Old Men".

Comment by Ian on February 9, 2019 at 1:45am: "They make my computer a sexual tyrannosaur."